protean shake

A guys cum. Cum is suppose to be made of protean, so it is a joke, relateing to a mileshake made out of cum.

A girl gave her boyfriend oral sex, when he came in her mouth, she drank a protean shake.

by Tim Fackler March 23, 2007

protean shake

A guys cum. Cum is suppose to be made of protean, so it is a joke, relateing to a mileshake made out of cum.

A girl gave her boyfriend oral sex, when he came in her mouth, she drank a protean shake.

by Tim Fackler December 15, 2008

Divine Protein Shake

The most natural substance known to man, made by men. A euphemism for semen that was coined by the Doctor of Spirituality, 40 Day Water Fast Survivor, and Creator of Premasati Yoga, Connor Murphy himself. Connor Murphy has been drinking his own, and other men's, nut butter for its perceived health benefits and muscle growing properties. The love liquid contains some powerful substances such as Oxytocin, Spermidine, Nerve Growth Factor, Testosterone, and Protein, to name a few.

"I'm gonna suck Nicolli's Divine Protein Shake straight from the tap to avoid unwanted oxygen exposure."

"Damn! My girlfriend has become Ronnie Coleman 2.0! Her gains must come from drinking my Divine Protein Shake."

by notgaybtw March 23, 2021

protein shake

semen or sperm

-Yo, she really took your protein shake?
-Hell yeah! She swallowed like a pro!

by ripR1 October 11, 2008

protein shake

For one to nut in a girls mouth.

I gave michelle a protein shake for breakfast..

by war-su-gi January 24, 2003

Protein shake

The Sexual process of masturbating a male and catching the semen in your mouth.

Hooker: I like to keep myself healthy by enjoying a protein shake right after a heavy workout session.

by Jared Ellis March 9, 2008

Protein Shake

a silly metaphor for semen

"Last night Amber swallowed a big cup of my protein shake. She said it was deeeeee-liscious!"

by B.Diddy August 4, 2007