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Prostituting 

The ultimate window shopping for males. When you go round the red light district with no intention of actually getting a hooker.

May also be referred to simply as "Tutin'" in some cultural circles.
"That was some awesome weed, do you wanna go do a spot of tutin' on the way home?"

"Sure thing, i've got a lot of time for prostituting, me."
Prostituting by The Tutor. February 15, 2009
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Political Prostitution 

The term originated in Iloilo City, Philippines. It means using the funds of one candidate to benefit their rival canditates. Turning one's own political contributions against oneself by deception and giving the contributed funds to a rival candidate(s). A double whammy.
Political Prostitution is rife in Iloilo City especially during elections.

Prostitution Whore 

A jack of all trades type of whore.

One that offers her used up body for money & coke.

Sleeps around with married men
Strips and does phone sex to support her coke habit inbetween men
Gets engaged often (more than 5 times)

Has sex with men after the first date no matter the time or place
Denies all allegations of any wrongdoing, including sleeping with random men, making sex tapes & plays the victim.
Danielle Staub

Teresa: Obviously, there has to be SOMETHING ELSE, its not just name change & arrested.

Danielle: denying this, restating that she was "just arrested"

Teresa: You we're STRIPPING, YOU PROSTITUTION WHORE, YOU WE'RE FUCKING ENGAGED, (slamming the table) 19 TIMES!!!
Teresa: YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH!! (proceeds to flip table).
Teresa: You we're FUCKING A GUY, IN MY HOUSE!!!

Danielle: (denying all allegations) I needed to have a table thrown at me, because I had a book written about me???
Prostitution Whore by rovvie September 10, 2010

Facebook prostitution

Facebook Prostitution is the practice of posting on Facebook in exchange of or expecting for Likes from other Facebook users and fan pages.
Dude #1 He's on Facebook all day and keep posting his shit just to get a few Likes from his friends...
Dude #2 That's just Facebook prostitution, dude!

Legalized prostitution 

When you take a girl to a movie and restaraunt on a date. The ugly, honest truth is that you expend money and bank on the off chance you actually get laid.
"How was your weekend?"
"Legalized prostitution bit me in the ass again, same old, same old."

soft prostitution 

The act of buying drinks, dinner, or other ancillary things for a partner while on a date with the hopes of sexual coitus.
Sherry will go down on you if you buy her a double double and some timbits. She's into soft prostitution like that.
soft prostitution by Megandreremy February 14, 2014

prostitution ring 

a prostitution business, usually in a large city, where hookers are brought in from other cities to work for a few weeks or maybe months, then they leave town and are replaced by other women, and so on and so on
There is a new Asian prostitution ring in town, with high quality and reasonable prices
prostitution ring by Woody Thomas December 25, 2008
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo 

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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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