prostafart

A specific type of prostitute that farts instead of toots. Some of these individuals will accept payment to fart on various body parts, or objects.

He paid a prostafart to fart on his birthday cake.
I was eating out a prostitute's anus, and they farted into my mouth. At that moment, I realized that they were a prostafart.

by pgh69 January 9, 2021

postfartum depression

When you let out such a relieving, loud, or satisfying fart that you get depressed when its finally over.

Joe got a bad case of postfartum depression after he perfectly replicated a trumpet with his ass.

by P-scrizzle December 17, 2015

postfartum depression

Remorse following the act of flatulating. Cause can be various. E.g., one tries to flatulate but soils one's underwear as well (see shart); one's flatus turns out to have an unexpectedly unpleasant quality (usually strength or abundance); (most common) an attractive person approaches after one has flatulated, leading to panic and lost opportunities for flirtation and/or sex.

The boys had fun horsing around in the car on the freeway until one of them sharted. There was nowhere to stop. Their laughter died out and postfartum depression kicked in.

by The Glandsman's Apprentice January 17, 2008

Postfartum Depression

The feeling of remorse, disgust, or overall awkwardness that comes over an individual or group after someone farts, usually used when the flatulence has ruined the mood or flow.

The night was going great until Micky farted and everyone got postfartum depression.

by DEER0123 October 22, 2010

prostatatot

12 year old girls that look like 18 year old hookers.

My sister is such a prostatatot.

by Slick Mikey March 4, 2003

Prostifarian

A hooker from the Caribean who probably has pubic dreds.

Look at that prostifarian her dreds are blocking her nips! Gross!

by GRICH2310 October 5, 2013

Prostacate

When you cant process the word process so you process The prostacate.

i cant prostacate that.

by efanhannah September 14, 2022