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Pasta-Fart

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You know that one kid in the back of the classroom who never says anything to anybody but he's always mumbling complaints to himself about who knows what?
That kid, is a pasta fart...
"Hey sally, did you see what the 7th period pasta-fart was wearing today?"
Pasta-Fart by ;oawnvw[iorkmlba May 14, 2015
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Pasta fart 

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A pasta fart is when you eat pasta and the next day your farts smell like pasta sauce.
Oh man i ate too much pasta last night and now i got pasta farts.
Pasta fart by Mr business January 30, 2025
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Related Words
Pasta-Fart • pasty fart • Fart Paste • shit fart ass paste • pastafarian • Pastafarianism • Pastafareinism • pastafarian orthodox • Pasta party • pasta artery

pasty fart 

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Farting out diarrhea while crying. Then standing up and cumming on the poop while you let out a tiny little squeaker. Then taking the poop out with your hands and passing gas on it.
"Dude did you see Billy the other day?"
"Yea bro, {lets out a massive fart and then pisses} everyone died because of his pasty fart."
"Yea, let me touch my breasts and cry"
pasty fart by tinylittleacorn October 29, 2017
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Fart Paste 

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the stuff you clean off your underwear after an uh-oh fart
my god he farted and got his fart paste all over his pants
Fart Paste by kile miner March 24, 2006
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Fart Paste 

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The splattered oily residue left behind after a moist fart, often occuring after a very loose shit. This leads to Chad and might smear further until reaching the Taint or Gooch. Itching and burning may follow soon after, and even sooner after that, a skid mark will occur.
Girl: Dude, my taint is itching like MAD!

Girl2: What happened? Did your bike seat ride too high?

Girl: No, I had a pretty nasty fart before I got on my bike and I think it left a FART PASTE that's kinda spread around my ass and taint and now it itches!

Girl2: *Dies*
Fart Paste by The Moon Truther Furry October 23, 2019
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shit fart ass paste 

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a shit made into paste then farted on

also known ass sfap
you smell like a shit fart ass paste
or
you smell lika sfap
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Pastafarianism 

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a new religion that worships Flying Spaghetti Monster, initially created to protest the Kansas State School Board's decision to teach "Intelligent Design" in schools.

Also known as the FSM cult
Codes of conduct:
# Prayers are ended with the word RAmen rather than Amen.
Benefits of conversion:
# Like the great noodles they worship, Flying Spaghetti Monsterists have flimsy moral standards.
# Promise of a stripper factory and a beer volcano in Heaven.

A rival faction, based on SPAM (Spaghetti & Pulsar Activating Meatballs), has formed and is calling for a Holy War against FSM. SPAMation claims to have the One True Letter to the Kansas School Board.
Pastafarianism by hattrickcheeto September 8, 2005
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