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prospefity 

when dopey right-wingers try to tweet about prosperity
Senator Mike Lee tried to scold everybody about how representative democracy isn't the objective of voting. In addition to being a cunt Mr. Lee misspelled "prosperity" as "prospefity" and proceeded to get deeply ratioed and dragged online.
prospefity by Uncle Joosie October 8, 2020

prospercreates

An awesome Roblox player with lots of friends who is very friendly
Friend 1: I like prospercreates she’s so cool!
Friend 2: ikr
prospercreates by AllXaZ April 2, 2022

Lazy Prospector 

A voyeur who is specifically witnessing the act of Panning for Corn.
You gonna join in? Or are you gonna just sit there like a lazy prospector?
Lazy Prospector by J Tom B October 12, 2006

Live Long and Prosper

It is used as the greeting of the Vulcan people.
"Live Long and Prosper"
-Mr. Spock (Star Trek: TOS)

prospefity 

A state of wealth that is dependent on less fortunate and underprivileged who prop up a white male cisgendered political illuminati whose aim is to destroy rank democracy for fear of these same less fortunate citizens having an equal voice.
"Democracy isn't the objective. Liberty, peace, and prospefity are; rank democracy can thwart that." - Send. Mike Lee (Utah)
prospefity by Crewhotdog October 8, 2020

Prospercution 

Getting rich whilst fucking over others.

"The more the rich prosper, the more the poor are persecuted."

Prospercution

Prospering whilst fucking over others.

"The more the rich prosper, the more the poor are persecuted."
"The more the rich prosper, the more the poor are persecuted. Prospercution"
Prospercution by Gilbert Crass August 8, 2015
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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