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Proper English

Unlike Standard or Common English which refer to a formal or casual (which can incorporate texting abbreviations etc. and the rules that apply when using them) form respectively, Proper English is different. Many people still don't know that while Standard and Common forms can change based on society's changes, Proper English cannot. Standard and Proper English used to be one and the same, however with major grammatical changes, such as the dropping of "thou" and "thine", Proper English and Standard English split. This is due to the fact that the Proper form is not allowed to change it's grammatical rules, excepting the additions of words where needed. Therefore, Proper English actually refers to Middle English, where these rules for the language were set in place. Standard And Common forms were also one and the same. More can be found at Standard English
"Shakespeare is actually written in Proper English"
Proper English by Gr@mmar Nut October 9, 2017

proper english

To perform cunnilingus, especially in an exceptionally skillful manner.
"He taught me proper english last night."
proper english by Jay Emme May 25, 2006

Proper English

The variant of English spoken in the United Kingdom (where English is from).
David: Do you speak Proper English, mate?
Proper English by jss-urban January 22, 2021

That makes no proper english 

When something someone says make absolutely no sense, that it sounds like gibberish.
Person 1: are you in the morning
Person 2: that makes no proper english

English Proper 

A large joint consisting of 3 papers. it is two papers long with an extra paper in the middle for ease of rolling.
"It's 4:20, wanna blaze a joint?" "nope, because I have a 6" long English Proper all rolled up for our enjoyment"
English Proper by shaginwagin April 14, 2010

Proper and Plain English 

The language which MUST be used in any instance where English language is used, it combines proper English and Plain English, so:
1. No sticky caps
2. No slangs
3. No jargons
4. Proper spellings (such as capitalization)
4. Comprehensible language, even underages and elderly people can understand it
5. No political correctness
6. Have a proper grammars (such as proper use of verbs, adjectives, and such)
7. Effective languages
Use proper and plain English everywhere
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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