jss-urban's definitions

newspeaker

Someone who censors words to please algorithms, or, a user of Algospeak or Newspeak.

Guy: I can't believe this guy graped all those children! What a PDF! He should unalive himself NOW!!!
Other guy: You can say rape and pedophile here, newspeaker.

by jss-urban December 8, 2025

Neffle

A more logical contraction of American Football (NFL), in the same manner as Soccer is a contraction of Association Football.

Tom: Hey, did you see last week's Neffle game?
Hardy: You know I don't watch that stuff, man.

by jss-urban October 28, 2025

xnopyt

The reverse of Tom Scott's real name, Typonx. Making Tom Scott say this will cause him to return to his home dimension for a millennium.

Typonx: If you accept the definition that a word is some letters surrounded by a gap, then Xnopyt- AAAAAAAAA

by jss-urban February 13, 2023

biased

Any website whose servers are based in the United States of America.

OMG YouTube is so biased I'll use another site!!!111!!

by jss-urban July 31, 2021

G

G is the seventh letter of the Latin alphabet. It is the letter following F and preceding H.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G. Why do I have to sing this song?

by jss-urban May 3, 2021

Robophobia

A strong hatred or fear of robots and robotics.

Patient: Doctor, I have robophobia.
Doctor: beep boop
Patient: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by jss-urban April 11, 2021

70

70 is the number following 69 and preceding 71.

Teacher: 69 + 1 = 70.
Student: Hey, the teacher said 69!

by jss-urban February 21, 2021