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Proper Dicking 

When one does not simply get fucked or made love to. When the dicking is so suave, the dick resembles the voice of Al Green, with the badass behavior of Liam Neeson, and has the speed and stamina of Usain Bolt. Commonly used by Australians, notably in European hostels.
Friend: "Did you give that girl the old hammer last night?"
Guy: "No mate, I gave her a proper dicking"

Friend: "Very well"
Proper Dicking by SlyDirtyDog September 4, 2013

Proper Definition 

Something that the Urban Dictionary does not consist of.
Person 1 - Hey, why'd you flunk the vocab test? Weren't you studying all week?
Person 2 - Yeah, but I used the Urban Dictionary.
Person 1 - Dude but you know that they don't contain the Proper Definition
Person 2 - Well. Yeah, but I used Bing.

proper deuce

Taking a big shit. It comes out clean and in one piece, leaving you feeling a lot lighter than you did before. You feel like you got it all out. Minimal wiping is required.
Hey Bo, I'm going to the bathroom to take a proper deuce.
proper deuce by EricGNutz March 14, 2008

proper dead 

Brittish term expressing a highly intense feeling/amount.
you look proper dead gorgeous in this photo.
proper dead by Mel J October 18, 2006

proper disney 

"Mate, that date was proper disney!"
proper disney by fauxninja March 31, 2014

Proper Don 

(Noun): An endearing term for a person of Indian decent.

(Derivation): A play on words of poppadum.
Rahul payed for my taxi home last night, he's a proper don.
Proper Don by Firewomble March 13, 2021