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Proper Dicking 

When one does not simply get fucked or made love to. When the dicking is so suave, the dick resembles the voice of Al Green, with the badass behavior of Liam Neeson, and has the speed and stamina of Usain Bolt. Commonly used by Australians, notably in European hostels.
Friend: "Did you give that girl the old hammer last night?"
Guy: "No mate, I gave her a proper dicking"

Friend: "Very well"
Proper Dicking by SlyDirtyDog September 4, 2013

Proper Definition 

Something that the Urban Dictionary does not consist of.
Person 1 - Hey, why'd you flunk the vocab test? Weren't you studying all week?
Person 2 - Yeah, but I used the Urban Dictionary.
Person 1 - Dude but you know that they don't contain the Proper Definition
Person 2 - Well. Yeah, but I used Bing.

proper deuce

Taking a big shit. It comes out clean and in one piece, leaving you feeling a lot lighter than you did before. You feel like you got it all out. Minimal wiping is required.
Hey Bo, I'm going to the bathroom to take a proper deuce.
proper deuce by EricGNutz March 14, 2008

proper dead 

Brittish term expressing a highly intense feeling/amount.
you look proper dead gorgeous in this photo.
proper dead by Mel J October 18, 2006

proper disney 

"Mate, that date was proper disney!"
proper disney by fauxninja March 31, 2014

Proper Don 

(Noun): An endearing term for a person of Indian decent.

(Derivation): A play on words of poppadum.
Rahul payed for my taxi home last night, he's a proper don.
Proper Don by Firewomble March 13, 2021
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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