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promessa 

pessoa que prometeu tudo para sempre.
e agora que é ninguem.
o que foi no passado já passou não existe.
existo eu assim , aqui.
sentado sozinho mas sem chorar
secalhar devia
lia e queria ser sempre melhor
para quem não sei
já não é possível saber
como dói perder.
como dói prometer e quebrar.
houve uma promessa
promessa by anonymous June 5, 2023
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professaur 

Word to describe an extremely old/elderly professor. They usually lack contemporary teaching skills and do not understand the modern college environment. Often they were born in prehistoric times, when dinosaurs ruled the earth, hence the spelling.
"Damn professaur O'Bailey just doesn't understand my weekends are for honing my beer pong skills, not reading, writing, and rithmitic."
professaur by lukepatty317 December 2, 2010

Professa Needamayer 

1) originator & master of Cajun Flava; the flyest blend of Hip Hop styles that you ever heard

2) one of the best Grammy overlooked Hip Hop artist on the planet
Professa Needamayer and dj Harry Hotsauce = Hip Hop tagteam awesomeness!
Professa Needamayer by CoHa January 16, 2010

promesia 

promesia
promesia
promesia by skkskdjd May 16, 2021

La promesa 

A title means La promesa did you keep it or did you forget because the promise to make it back could be harder and strongly difficult to come back home like Frida en La novela
La promesa: Frida
La promesa by BravofuegoQueenboss November 19, 2023

La promesa 

A title means La promesa did you keep it or did you forget because the promise to make it back could be harder and strongly difficult to come back home like Frida en La novela
La promesa: Frida
La promesa by BravofuegoQueenboss November 19, 2023
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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