Proctological
Proctological by orion22222 October 18, 2008
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proctological legerdemain
You: "The boss just went to lunch. He told me to create a new website so he can present it to the client when he gets back."
Coworker: "Guess you'll have to practice a little proctological legerdemain."
Coworker: "Guess you'll have to practice a little proctological legerdemain."
proctological legerdemain by Malgamere March 26, 2011
proctological discomfort
royal pain in the ass.
proctological discomfort by the real pappapittmudman April 23, 2006
three finger proctological exam
This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!
Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!
Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!
three finger proctological exam by Tenacious Faulker April 14, 2009
Proctologically
Thinking or acting in a way that would give off the impression that your head is shoved firmly up your ass.
John proctologically swerved into my lane because he was on his cell phone and not paying attention to the road.
Proctologically by AlbinoRhino September 12, 2008
Proctocologicalization
The process by which on 01/12/11 the lllinois politicians did a rearrangement of all the citizens of the former great state of Illinois rear entrance and orifices with the great tax hike long live the great depression two
Proctocologicalization via Obamacare
Proctocologicolization via the stimulus package which also paid $117 million to studythe affects of the sex change pill on rats Behaviour
Proctocologicolization via the stimulus package which also paid $117 million to studythe affects of the sex change pill on rats Behaviour
Proctocologicalization by Thecrazyirishsoreassnutcase January 14, 2011
proctologically resourced
He proctologically resourced all of what he said.
proctologically resourced by rek0v3r May 24, 2014
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