Procrastiblazing 

The act of smoking cannabis, with use of an array of smoking instruments, but most used to refer to smoking a joint or a spliff, instead of attending to more pressing or urgent matters.

John: Did you go to class yesterday?
Ron: No. I wanted to but I didn't.
John: What were you doing?
Ron: I was procrastiblazing so I was too stoned to move.

Procrastiblazing by B:ue February 4, 2010

procrastibaking 

the practice of baking something in order to put off doing something else you need to do.

I should be finishing my paper, but I decided to make muffins instead. Procrastibaking FTW!

procrastibaking by Geektronica October 6, 2008

Procrastibating 

Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.

No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.

Procrastibating by Aaronface September 22, 2009

Procrastibating 

When you have a long list of shit to get done but pleasure yourself instead

Me: “Hey man what’d you do this morning?”
Friend: “ Well I had a lot of stuff to do but I ended up procrastibating instead”
Me: “Nice.”

Procrastibating by TheBoysss April 25, 2021

procrastibaking 

the art of baking delicious and delectable treats rather than studying/homeworking/finishing work/cleaning.

often occurs when there is a large amount of work to be done, and you are slightly hungry - how better to waste time than bake yourself some fresh muffins/cookies/cake?!?!

"i didn't finish my assignment last night - but i made some awesome cookies!"

"you waste way to much time procrastibaking."

procrastibaking by Gertie002 March 27, 2010

Procrastibating 

v. the act of using masterbation to distract oneself from attempt or completion of important tasks.

I should have studied for this final last night, but I was too busy procrastibating.

Procrastibating by B.Island.T January 8, 2011

procrastorblazing 

instead of doing what your supposed to be doing you blaze all day instead

Hey why isn't your room clean?! Sorry mom I ws procrastorblazing all day

procrastorblazing by ellteexxx April 13, 2011