Private Dick 

Private Dick was a war hero of the internet wars, he was assigned at leading his troops on warhammer 4000, he annihilated the enemy and gained respect from all, to honour him we must use his rank and last name on kahoot.

Teacher: who’s private dick
OG student: a legend

Private Dick by Bonobo.org November 30, 2020

Private Dick 

A man with E.D. who doesn't warn you or a man with a small penis who doesn't warn you. Warning you right before the act doesn't count. A premature ejaculator. A man who is a disappointment in bed. You want to warn everybody, but then he'll spread rumors about you being an easy lay. It's easy to spot these guys beforehand. They like to make fun of other guys and try to make you jealous. Learn from my mistakes and watch for signs beforehand.

I thought Gary was the man of my dreams, but he turned out to be a Private Dick.
After I slept with Henry, he bragged to everyone, so I was sure to let them all know he was a Private Dick.
Tim was small and a premature ejaculator. What a Private Dick!

Private Dick by MadamexXx February 24, 2009

Private Dick Peter at attention 

An erect penis.

Mary: You look like a military man today! John: Do you mean my Private Dick Peter at attention?

Private Dick Peter at attention by pentozali February 18, 2010