a has-been plastic gangster. a guy whos in a permenant state of mid life crisis. a loser with sagging muscles, a too tight tshirt and a reasonably nice car that he uses to try and impress younger gals. probably wearing alot of jewellery and a leather jacket
"dude ur dad is being a total pritpal, tell him to stop hitting on my little sister, its creepy"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'