Prison man 

Prison man is a combo of the words prison and man . This ultra being is a prison cell with a face. The features of the face include, mustache, pervertish looking eyebrows, and a few hairs, mostly bald.

This being was created by a group of fresh ancients called the eson's (nose spelled backwards). This tribe is widely known in their school by all fellow memers. Prison man stops the bad guys and puts them In a prison. He also respects all wamen so he is cool and cuul.

Ex: wamen, ( ahhhh someone is trying to rape my gaping ass, help ) eson member, ( hehe don't worry respectable lady my super friend is a professional gaping ass rapist stopper, dat man will be in prison in no time ) prison man ( teehee yu are going to prison ) gaping ass rapist ( oh noo I should've worn a coondoom.....) later that day the rapist got hend cuoofed, sent to prison, and brutal murdered.

Prison man by Blu_eson_man June 2, 2018

prison man 

A man who is also half prison, and a common hero who is also famous for eating cars.

Thank goodness, prison man is here to cuff this criminal.

prison man by the second nigerian June 8, 2018

prison man mike 

Ahh “prison man mike” -when some refers to you as this phrase it means you are going away for a long time, so far and long that you end wearing the shinnyest shackles know to man, also another term used for armadillo or tractor

Man- “is prison man mike getting on”
Man #2- “ I don’t think he’s getting on for a while”
Man- “ for how long”
Man#2 “so far”

prison man mike by Kavsiwvdyejekwos August 3, 2021

Prison Manwich 

noun:

1). The act of shitting in someone's mouth, then punching them until all of their teeth are gone, shitting in their mouth again if they spit at any point.

2). The resulting blood, feces, and tooth mixture.

Ron wouldn't stop bitchin' about how shitty my toilet wine tasted, so I gave that bitch a Prison Manwich, so he'd have something to compare it to.

Prison Manwich by Juan Inormo Is'Dique December 4, 2013

man poison 

Nothin more than a synonym for a true-blue, bonafide lesbian.

J: "Yo man... lemme holla atcha girl son, she's mad cute."
B: "Nah, dude... she's man poison, you don't want that, trust me."

man poison by icking1. April 22, 2006

prison wife manlet 

A dominated sissy manlet who resides deep in the bowels of the United States prison system. Going by cute nicknames such as Strawberry, Shortstack, Delicious or Tinkerbell, the prison wife manlet delightedly embraces his natural role as the belle of the ball in the penitentiary. Puny and inherently effeminate as he obviously is, the prison wife manlet enjoys preparing spreads, washing clothes, cleaning cells, gossiping while doing his nails with the other diminutive and therefore subjugated jailhouse sissy manlets and is always eager to service the amorous desires of all imposing manmores in the vicinity, thereby ecstatically submitting to a real man and being dominated as nature intends it.

I wonder what would happen to Tiny Tom Cruise if the petite, little manlet boy were to be sentenced to a lengthy prison term? Are you kidding me? That girlish and minuscule midget monstrosity would immediately turn into a prison wife manlet just by driving past a prison yard! Manlets BTFO. Hahahahaha!

prison wife manlet by ManletDepreciator August 21, 2024

Poor man's poison 

a awesome band who made popular tiktok audios such as "HEY YOU FEED THE MACHINE BRING EM ALL BACK DOWN TO THEIR KNEES" "I AM THE RIGHTEOUS HAND OF GOD I SM THE DEVIL YOU FOR GOT"

Poor Man's Poison (PMP) is an indy Americana, folk, bluegrass, rock band based out of Hanford California. The band consists of Ryan Hakker - Guitar, Mike Jacobs - Guitar, Tommy McCarthy - Mandolin, and Dustin Medeiros - Upright Bass, Banjo, Harmonica.

Poor man's poison by idontevenknowanymore1 August 1, 2022