primape 

n. sarcastic reference to human beings who don't know or don't acknowledge they are related to other hominids known as apes. the stem--prim-- is also potentially pregnant for other definers. implies arrogant ignorance and may be used in a very derogatory way about "supremacist" assholes. especially christians who are anti-evolutionists and complain about or deny kinship to "lesser" beings.

"He thinks he God's gift to the world. What a primape!"

primape by GOTO (guru of the obvious) December 22, 2013

Primae Noctis 

A major douchebag move; The supposed right of the lord to take a newly married woman into his bed on her wedding night. Found in Braveheart

Murron MacClannough and William Wallace marry in secret so that she does not have to submit to Primae Noctis.

Primae Noctis by argyleninja October 20, 2012

disciplining the primate

Male masturbation. A more respectable derivative of "spanking the monkey".

Larry was late to work today because he was up all night watching Cinemax and disciplining the primate.

disciplining the primate by SB17 August 29, 2006

primavera 

spanish for "spring"

la primavera es la mejor estación del año

primavera by onlyinohio April 3, 2023

Primper 

Somone who takes a curious amount of time to get ready; they will take the time to try and perfect every physical flaw with their image

Marilyn Monroe is a primper

Primper by SourGreensmobber July 15, 2010

Primavera Apartments 

The projects, which are infested with cock roaches and are located in south eastern Fort Worth Texas, which house ass bandits, thugs, hoes, sluts, wiggers, alot of pedos and people of the beaner race, and white middle aged drug dealers whom like to lie in the courtyards in ass rape position.

1. Welcome to Primavera Apartments.

Primavera Apartments by Buttfuckme September 18, 2018

Patio Primate

The politically correct version of "porch monkey"

Joe: Hey look at that porch monkey!

Tom: Hey, hey, hey he's a patio primate!

Patio Primate by OriginalPatioPrimate October 5, 2009