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Being raped by and asian man
Eddy Chow pricked Samantha in the Alley way.
Pricked by FrannyBanks October 16, 2016

Urban Pricked 

When all of your definitions uploaded to this site get rejected. If you get Urban Pricked, you seriously have bad luck.
Bob:Why do all my UD definitions get rejected?
Jim:How many did you upload?
Bob:50 different definitions since May.
Jim:Wow dude, you really got urban pricked.
Urban Pricked by Joe Da Bro June 19, 2013

You picked the wrong house, fool! 

A popular line from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas said by Big Smoke, during the intro mission of the game. It's the first thing Big Smoke says, too.
Big Smoke: *storms in with a baseball bat* You picked the wrong house, fool!
CJ: 'ey, 'ey 'ey 'ey, Big Smoke, it's me, Carl, chill, chill!

prickeyes 

prickeyes, the genious combination of prick & eyes.
"oi, prickeyes" "that lad is a prickeyes" "hey mate, i think youve got prickeyes" "such a prickeyes"
prickeyes by redz7 May 15, 2008

pricedure 

To pleasure yourself. Original founder Josh Price.
Omg, did you see Josh Price priceduring in class? The teacher didn’t even notice!

I always pricedure in the morning.
pricedure by Ganesh Karimisetty April 19, 2020

You picked the wrong house, fool! 

"You picked the wrong house, fool!" are the words spoken by Big Smoke as he proceeds to advance on CJ with a baseball bat. When he says this it makes virtually no sense so here's a good dumber-down for you:
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL YOU CHOSE THE WRONG PROPERTY SIMPLETON YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO BURGLE THE INCORRECT ESTATE NINCONPOOP INEGLECT TO INFORM TO YOU THAT YOU APPEAR TO HAVE CHOSEN THE OPTION TO THE INCORRECT AREA OF PRIVATE PROPERTY AS IAM PRESENT AND READY TO STRIKE YOU WITH A LARGE WOODEN POLE USED IN THE VERY COMMON AMERICAN SPORT KNOW AS BASEBALL TO THE AFRICAN AMERICAN MALE WHO HAS APPEARED TO HAVE ENTERED THE HOUSEHOLD IN WHICH I AM CURRENTLY PRESENT I APPEAR TO HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO TRESSPASS INTO A VERY POOR CHOICE OF AVAILABLE HOUSES AS I AM HERE WITH A HEAVG BLUNT OBJECT AND COULD IFICHOOSE STRIKE YOU MULTIPLE TIMES UPON THE HEAD AND FACE WHICH WOULD UNDOUBTABLY CAUSE SERVERE AND POSSIBLY LETHAL INTERNAL BLEEDING WITH THIS INFORMATION BEING PRESENT I STRONGLY RECOMMEND THAT YOU LEAVE THIS HOME BEFORE THE SITUATION MUST BE ESCALATED ANY FURTHER
Big Smoke: "You picked the wrong house, fool!"
CJ: "Woah, Woah, Big Smoke its me, it's CJ!"