the action of smoking a pretzel. This can be used instead of weed, or to get away from cigarettes. It has no side effects what-so-ever, it will just make you look, and feel like your smoking. There is a certain way to do it:

1. Buy a lighter, and a bag of pretzel rods or sticks. It cant be the twisted one.

2. Bite off one end of the pretzel, this will be the side you will burn.
3. Treat pretzel like any other smoking substance, and smoke it the same way you would if it was a cigarette, cigar, or weed
4. Ash it after every few hits of the pretzel
5. Feel free to eat after smoking, but it may not taste good.

!WARNING!-It will leave the smell of a burning pretzel in the area you do it. Luckily, it is often mistaken as the smell of baking cookies.

Also can be used as a codeword for weed.

DO NOT try to put weed inside of a pretzel. It wont work

"Hey dude, you want to go pretzing later tonight? I just bought a bag of Rold Gold pretzel rods from the store."

"Sure man, but i already pretzed today. Just be careful, this is so ridiculously stupid that i dont want us to be caught."

later that night

" Dude, im pretzed out of my f-ing mind right now!"
"Thats just the pretzel salt talking. You feel no different than before"

pretzing by ItstheBGman August 7, 2009

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Tony prezoni

Tony prezoni is a rap junkey tony prezoni is someone who usually is high on heroine and raps

-ZAMN HOW IS HE RAPPING LIKE THAT!!!
-ZAMN HE HAS A NEEDLE HANGING FROM HIS ELBOW
-he must be Tony prezoni

Tony prezoni by ultimate2warrior November 20, 2021

Pretzole

really epic boi and is probably the best pretzel you will come across 😎😎

pretzole is fucking awesome bruh

Pretzole by Ix-Ax January 22, 2020

Pretzologist

A person who is well versed in the creation, tasting and digesting of various kinds of pretzels.

As a pretzologist I have found pretzels containing less sodium to be undesirable.

Pretzologist by Dr. Tee October 18, 2017

Pretzole

really epic person and probably the best pretzel you will come across 😎😎

pretzole is fucking awesome

Pretzole by Ix-Ax January 22, 2020

Pretfone

The act of pretending to play with your phone, when you're new to a group of friends who are talking about a subject you don't know anything about or are speaking in a different language, not to look awkward nor force them to get you involved.

-What are you doing on your phone?
-Nothing, just looking up my Instagram.
-Oh sorry we were talking about last night. you were not pretfoning (pretfone-ing), were you?
-No no no ...

Pretfone by SadMan_M October 3, 2023

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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