Pretzole

really epic boi and is probably the best pretzel you will come across 😎😎

pretzole is fucking awesome bruh

Pretzole by Ix-Ax January 22, 2020

Pretzole

really epic person and probably the best pretzel you will come across 😎😎

pretzole is fucking awesome

Pretzole by Ix-Ax January 22, 2020

pretzeled 

A way of saying that someone looks stoned in the midlands.

A recent study found that 7/10 potheads in Herefordshire used this while telling a friend they looked fucked in the venue.

pearl: Mate you look absolutely fucking pretzeled!

Bouncer: Hey Chaps! I overheard you talking about pretzels. No food allowed in the venue.

Rocco: No. Don't worry mate, it wasn't food.

Before they could blink they were sitting in the back of the police car looking absolutely pretzeled without any pretzels.

pretzeled by Some person July 30, 2017

pretzle maker 

The act of putting a girls feet behind her head while in the act of having sex thus she resembles a large pretzle.yoga

Alan: hey, did you hit that last night?
Wes :hell yeh I had that bitch folded up like a big pretzle!
wes: thats why they call me the pretzle maker!

pretzle maker by big WES January 28, 2005

african pretzle 

two niggers sucking each other off

woah that nigger just gave me a African pretzle

african pretzle by ILikeCock101 November 3, 2021

pretzeled 

drunk or wasted to the point where you are lying on the floor and people drop pretzel sticks into your open mouth. see also bombed

we got so pretzeled last night after a night of boozing

pretzeled by Dome Timer November 1, 2006

Pretzologist 

A person who is well versed in the creation, tasting and digesting of various kinds of pretzels.

As a pretzologist I have found pretzels containing less sodium to be undesirable.

Pretzologist by Dr. Tee October 18, 2017