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pretty best friends 

There can never be two of then
I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends. It’s always one of them gotta be ugly.
pretty best friends by GoldenZ October 29, 2020
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i aint never seen two pretty best friends 

its always one of em gotta be ugly
guy with scary eyes: i aint never seen two pretty best friends its always one of em gotta be ugly

Two Pretty Best Friends 

A phenomena when there are two girls are best friends and are both pretty.*

Note: This phenomena has never been observed in real life
Man sitting in car: I ain't never seen two pretty best friends. Its always "one of them's always gotta be ugly".

two pretty best friends 

something that doesn't exist
man in car: "i ain't never seen two pretty best friends. its always one of them gotta be ugly"

i aint never seen two pretty best friends 

man sitting in a car said that two pretty best friends doesn’t exist. One of em always gotta be ugly
you and your bestie are so pretty!
me: impossibile. i aint never seen two pretty best friends one of em always gotta be ugly

I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends 

It’s always one of them gotta be ugly

That weird guy that sits in a car and ppl think his eyes look like 🥘👄🥘
U think it’s a regular tiktok but u can’t escape him
Friend 1: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends
Friend 2 : it’s always one of them gotta be ugly

Friend 3: I can’t escape it

Two pretty best friends 

A man sitting in a car once said that there can’t be two best friends whom are both pretty, one of em ALWAYS gotta be ugly. That information is false. Behold, Shrek and Donkey: the prettiest of best friends! Dem some Sex-c bois right there!
Person 1: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends, one of em always gotta be ugly!
Person 2: Oh yeah, what about Shrek and Donkey?
Person 1: Wait... Nah, that’s a fiiiiiine pair of besties! I’d clap them cheeks any day! Hot damn!
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