preteen girl

A girl that is usually between the ages of 12-15, this girl is starting to grow breasts and appealing to guys (or girls...whatever floats her boat). This is when her curves should set in, her hair is set to one color, and she starts to be involved in cliques. She wears makeup to get a guy's attention and is usually too shy to ask a guy out. Between this time period, she may become two-faced, a bitch, an disloyal friend or a liar. This is when people start to judge her and the guys figure out what kind of girl she will be after her adolescent time period.

Guy 1: Did you see Bethany?
Guy 2: Yup, she's finally filling out man!

Guy 1: She was also wearing eyeliner today. Man, she looked H-O-T HOT!
Guy 2: She looks at you a lot, but she always blushes when you say hey to her.

Guy 1: I know, right? You thinkin what I'm thinkin?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: She's finally a preteen girl.

preteen girl by vern the fern December 27, 2010

Pre teen girls

G: gremlin like
I: impish

R: retarded
L: little

S: spawns of satin
This arcanum is the best way to describe Pre teen girls. While finding others pain and suffering enjoyable they can be found lurking in the shadows of boys hearts and sex offenders search history. By age 12, some parents take advantage of their little angle by turning them into a cash cow, via YouTube videos, child actor, or even something as simple as a lemonade stand forcing to do something they don’t want to do for money. Some of the worst living creature on this planet.

Pre teen girls 1; YOUR SUCH A FUCKING BITCH TIFFANY, YOU KNEW THAT I LIKED GREG HOW COULD YOU DO THAT
Teen 2; I’m sorry, I’ll buy you a coffee
Teen 1; OMG I HATE YOU SOO MUCH, I HOPE YOU DIE *runs away sobbing*

Pre teen girls by Holland Faggot May 10, 2019

Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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