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Pressure shit 

When you have been holding in a shit for a little longer than expected and then, when you finally release it, it feels like 1000lbs of pressure has been released
Bro, I couldn’t shit during my last shift so when I got home I let out a massive pressure shit!
Pressure shit by Phrozne May 27, 2023

high pressure sodium 

A light bulb used in street lights
Look at the roadster is has a high pressure sodium bulb in it
high pressure sodium by Miner_pigeon November 19, 2021

Benign Hat Pressure Syndrome. 

Also known as BHPS.

A harmless condition in which the catalyst event is inadvertently bought about by the victim wearing a hat for novelty purposes, while they are not generally accustomed to wearing one.
They do this under marijuana inebriation.

The marijuana ingestion causes vagueness and temporary loss of short term memory in the victim, and the irregular use of the hat becomes forgotten.

The victim senses the anomalous pressure caused by the hat, and perceives it to be something akin to a "headache", an imbalance, or loss in equilibrium.

For treatment of BHPS, identification of the cause (see: hat) and removal will result in alleviation of the symptoms.

This results in a return to relative normalcy, and increased feelings of joy in the (now) former victim.

Most often, identification will be made by a secondary party - Hat removal procedures can be performed by either of the aforementioned, a nigh-immediate improvement will be noted thereafter.

The syndrome has been known to recur at times of subsequent marijuana usage.
He thought there was something wrong.

There wasn't.

It was merely a case of Benign Hat Pressure Syndrome.

Removal Procedure began immediately upon identification.

Pressure Sauced

The evacuation of a persons bowels in the form of a high velocity liquid spray.
I went to give my partner a Clevland Steamer but forgot I had Chipotle for lunch, so instead they got Pressure Sauced.
Pressure Sauced by Just…why? April 15, 2026

atmospheric pressure sensor module 

Pronunciation: /ˌætməsˈfɛrɪk ˈprɛʃər ˈsɛnsər ˈmɑ dʒu l/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. Atmospheric Pressure Sensor Module (phrase, noun) - A solderless electronic module, the frequent type BMP180 or BMP280.
2. Designed this device for atmospheric pressure measurement.
Significance:
• It defines an “Atmospheric Pressure Sensor Module” as a specific type of electronic module.
• It highlights the fact that it is solderless.
• It specifies common models such as BMP180 or BMP280.
• It identifies its purpose of measuring atmospheric pressure.
Phrase: atmospheric pressure sensor module
Examples:
• “The drone utilized a atmospheric pressure sensor module for altitude control.”
• “The climatic station incorporated a atmospheric pressure sensor module to monitor the environment.”
• “The electronic device includes an atmospheric pressure sensor module for pressure assignments.”
• “The data from the atmospheric pressure sensor module is used for analysis.”
• “The atmospheric pressure sensor module is easy to install due to its solderless design.”

Stockton of Pressure (StP)

(noun, unit): The specific measurement of catastrophic convergence where the weight of the ocean (Phydro) perfectly equals the weight of a CEO's mounting debt and ego (Pego), resulting in an instantaneous phase-shift from "Visionary" to "Cautionary Tale."

The Math™️:

-> Pressure in water increases by roughly 1 atmosphere (atm) every 10 meters of depth.

-> Titan imploded at ~90%+ of its descent to Titanic, so that's ~350 - 360ish atm give or take a dozen more. This means the hull turned into confetti under about maybe 380 atmospheres atmospheres of external pressure maximum, when it imploded.
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In other word:

1) Earth (Sea Level) is 1 atm - or 1/350th of the pressure Stockton felt.

2) Surface of Venus is ~92 atm under its hellscape acidic sky, and The Titan was under nearly 4x the pressure of Venus’ surface.

3) The Implosion Point is ~350+ atmospheres - AKA, The weight of the Empire State Building, made of solid lead, resting on one's chest. flash-vaporization so fast in the inverted pressure-cooker, their 🧠 didn't have a chance to fire a single neuron processing a thing.

So? While Venus’ atmosphere is incredibly dense for a gas (about 65 kg/m^3), liquid water is incompressible and far heavier. Stockton Rush managed to find a place on Earth far more crushing than the surface of the "Evil Twin" planet.
Stockton of Pressure (StP) - "Stockton tried to build the first sub made entirely from the sleeve material, but sadly it was too good, and would cost too much... so in the end he had to go for the carbon fiber instead.

The sleeve is intact, but Stockton was under a Stockton of pressure and sadly he could not be revived."

- u/IsraelKeyes

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"I’m a materials engineer…this whole thing just has me banging my head against the wall."

- "don't bang your head too hard, you might break the hull"

-- "he'd have to bang his head with a stockton of pressure/force to do that"

(Courtesy of OceanGateTitan Subreddit - Google Dork 'em ;D)