press e 

A fucking gengi main who kills bastions 24/7 my being a fuckboi spammer

A gengi is a fuckboi when he does the press e

press e by Kvjgmfkcld June 1, 2018

E-press 

Someone bullshitting trying to impress others over the interwebz.

Boy in chat room- "I have a 10 incher"
Girl in same chat room- "Im so E-pressed, prove it"
Boy in chat room- "here you go"
Girl in chat room- "feed it some cheese. I new you were trying to E-press me you bullshit artist."
Boy with small dong in chat room- "STFU, your mom! **logs out**"

E-press by cristiano ronaldos bf October 14, 2008

press entering 

being unnecessarily rude or picky over something that does not affect or matter ti the other person in any way

he was press entering about his friend using different types of wood in her
minecraft build than the ones in the biome they were building in

press entering by skeleton_shebang September 17, 2023

E-pross 

Essentially an E-prostitute, people online (particularly women or an e-girl) who prolifically engage in the act of sexual favours online and for money via various services such as OnlyFans or various camgirl websites.

Hey, have you seen Angela's OnlyFans recently? She is such a total E-pross! Definitely a thot too!!

E-pross by Cinderass March 21, 2020

Press-On Nail Error

A clerical mistake, or "typo," that results from the operator wearing artificial fingernails, or press-on nails.

My Medicaid reimbursement payments were inaccurate due to numerous press-on nail errors.

Press-On Nail Error by DC Dawg February 3, 2012

Egg Press 

When a man gets up quickly, not realizing that one of his testicles has slipped outside of his underwear. The testicle gets a slight squeeze when he moves, causing a flash of pain.

John jumps up from the couch, then groans and grabs at his groin. His friends look at him curiously, asking "What's wrong with you?" John says "Oh fuck, that was a nasty egg press", & limps from the room.

Egg Press by Lord Morris November 25, 2009

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Well? What are you waiting for? Do it!

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error: no keyboard detected. press F5 to continue by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 20, 2006