press e
press e by Kvjgmfkcld June 1, 2018
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E-press
Boy in chat room- "I have a 10 incher"
Girl in same chat room- "Im so E-pressed, prove it"
Boy in chat room- "here you go"
Girl in chat room- "feed it some cheese. I new you were trying to E-press me you bullshit artist."
Boy with small dong in chat room- "STFU, your mom! **logs out**"
Girl in same chat room- "Im so E-pressed, prove it"
Boy in chat room- "here you go"
Girl in chat room- "feed it some cheese. I new you were trying to E-press me you bullshit artist."
Boy with small dong in chat room- "STFU, your mom! **logs out**"
E-press by cristiano ronaldos bf October 14, 2008
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press entering
being unnecessarily rude or picky over something that does not affect or matter ti the other person in any way
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press entering by skeleton_shebang September 17, 2023
E-pross
Essentially an E-prostitute, people online (particularly women or an e-girl) who prolifically engage in the act of sexual favours online and for money via various services such as OnlyFans or various camgirl websites.
Press-On Nail Error
A clerical mistake, or "typo," that results from the operator wearing artificial fingernails, or press-on nails.
Press-On Nail Error by DC Dawg February 3, 2012
Egg Press
When a man gets up quickly, not realizing that one of his testicles has slipped outside of his underwear. The testicle gets a slight squeeze when he moves, causing a flash of pain.
John jumps up from the couch, then groans and grabs at his groin. His friends look at him curiously, asking "What's wrong with you?" John says "Oh fuck, that was a nasty egg press", & limps from the room.
Egg Press by Lord Morris November 25, 2009
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