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A fucking gengi main who kills bastions 24/7 my being a fuckboi spammer
A gengi is a fuckboi when he does the press e
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E-press

Someone bullshitting trying to impress others over the interwebz.
Boy in chat room- "I have a 10 incher"
Girl in same chat room- "Im so E-pressed, prove it"
Boy in chat room- "here you go"
Girl in chat room- "feed it some cheese. I new you were trying to E-press me you bullshit artist."
Boy with small dong in chat room- "STFU, your mom! **logs out**"
by cristiano ronaldos bf October 14, 2008
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press entering

being unnecessarily rude or picky over something that does not affect or matter ti the other person in any way
he was press entering about his friend using different types of wood in her
minecraft build than the ones in the biome they were building in
by skeleton_shebang September 17, 2023
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E-pross

Essentially an E-prostitute, people online (particularly women or an e-girl) who prolifically engage in the act of sexual favours online and for money via various services such as OnlyFans or various camgirl websites.
Hey, have you seen Angela's OnlyFans recently? She is such a total E-pross! Definitely a thot too!!
by Cinderass March 21, 2020
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Press-On Nail Error

A clerical mistake, or "typo," that results from the operator wearing artificial fingernails, or press-on nails.
My Medicaid reimbursement payments were inaccurate due to numerous press-on nail errors.
by DC Dawg February 3, 2012
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Egg Press

When a man gets up quickly, not realizing that one of his testicles has slipped outside of his underwear. The testicle gets a slight squeeze when he moves, causing a flash of pain.
John jumps up from the couch, then groans and grabs at his groin. His friends look at him curiously, asking "What's wrong with you?" John says "Oh fuck, that was a nasty egg press", & limps from the room.
by Lord Morris November 25, 2009
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