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Gengi

A mysterious person or object that near-retards constantly search for but can never find. It is the holy grail for "special needs adult's". You can usually hear them muttering it near public bathrooms or porn shops.
Pronounced 'Gang-Gee'.
"Gengi? Where is precious Gengi??" -Tard
"Excuse me sir, you can't stand there." -Bathroom attendant
"Gengi?"
by Ryan Crabb May 22, 2006
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Gengi

An overwatch character 'Genji' Nickname given by a Ukrainian idiot, Gengi is this persons name.
Anon: " Why are you swearing at me "
Ukrainian Idiot: " Gengi mine"
by Rogs_left_Bollock December 13, 2022
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gangimari

(n., from Japanese ガンギマリ, also ガンギマリ顔 “gangimari face”)

The state of drug-crazed euphoria when you're high as a kite, usually from marijuana, methamphetamine, or asacoco.

Etymology: Portmanteau of ガンジャ “ganja” (marijuana) and キマり キマっている “kimari/kimatteiru” (slang for the euphoric effects after drug consumption, original meaning “to look good in”), also onomatopoeic ガン “gan” like a gong being hit
Have you seen my collection of gangimari Hololive faces yet?
by AsacocoEnjoyer November 10, 2020
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Genfiver

Fans of the generation 5 pokémon games, most of whom grew up with them and are very biased due to nostalgia. They often preach that gen 5 is the peak of the series and vilify every game that came after it. They hate on genwunners for their treatment of gen 1, despite the fact that they do the exact same thing with gen 5. Genfivers make up a large proportion of the pokémon fandom and you can find them across all forms of media screeching about how gen 5 was the greatest achievement in world history. They also never accept any criticism of gen 5, usually responding by deflecting the criticism onto another generation. All in all, they're very annoying, hypocritical and prone to close-minded thinking.
Person 1: Gen 5 was peak pokémon and every game after it is terrible!! I grew up with it and it has a special place in my heart! People hated gen 5 so much when it was released and it's so underrated! Gen 5 has the best pokédex, music, region, story, characters, and graphics!! These games are without flaw!!

Person 2: I mean, I agree that gen 5 is good, but without flaw? We all have different opinions, but I think gen 5 is lacking in terms of the new pokémon added, region design, and slow pacing during parts of the games. And I understand that many fans disliked the games at release, but calling gen 5 underrated by today's standards is pretty dishonest considering how beloved they are now.

Person 1: You think the pokémon are bad?? Well gen 1 had bad designs too! You're just a stupid genwunner who's blinded by nostalgia!! Gen 5 is objectively perfect and the last good pokémon game ever!! Unova best region grrrrr bark bark bark!! 🤬🤬🤬

Person 2: You're pretty clearly a genfiver if that's how you react to someone having a different opinion on gen 5 than you.
by Luvonic April 12, 2023
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Genghis Khan's laws

Genghis Khan developed the Yassa code of laws. There were a lot of laws that existed in the Yassa code, but the most significant are listed below:

- There is only one God

- All religions are to be respected and the government should show no preference to any one religion

- Under penalty of death, no man can proclaim himself to be emperor unless he has been elected by a council of Mongol Nobles

- Homosexuality is punishable by death

- Adultery is punishable by death

- Children of concubines are legitimate and should receive their fair share of heritage from their father

- No subordinate or official of the Mongol Empire is allowed to take a Mongol in as a slave. All men (with rare exceptions) must join the army

- If a soldier pillages during war before the commanding officer has given him permission, he shall be put to death. But after the permission to pillage has been given to the soldier, he shall be given the same opportunity to carry off his loot as the officer.

- Leaders of a religion (preachers, monks, etc.), physicians, and those who bathe the bodies of the dead are to be freed from public charges.

- It is illegal to cut the throats of animals that are to be slain for food. Instead, the animals are to be bound, have their chest opened, and their hearts pulled out and squeezed by the hunter.

Read about Genghis Khan's wives.
Read about Genghis Khan's accomplishments.
"If one must drink, then let one drink thrice a month, for more is bad. If one gets drunk twice a month, it is better; if one gets drunk once a month, that is better still; and if one doesn't drink at all, that is the best of all." -Genghis Khan

Genghis Khan's Laws were heavily influenced by Mongol morality, and philosophy.
by CalumetPowder June 9, 2019
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genghis dong

Born in 1234 A.D. "Genghis Dong" (Not to be confused with Genghis Khan) Was a notorious buttfucker who ravaged the entire Eurasian continent with his massive penis. While out on raids with his debaucherous crew, Genghis (also known as "The Donger") would swing his magnificent member violently above his head in an attempt to intimidate his adversaries.

Once the territory he and his men attacked was conquered, Genghis would proceed to corn-hole each and every one of its inhabitants.
Upon retiring in 1274 A.D. he found success as a male stripper, performing at birthday parties and gay Bar Mitzvahs
Wow, that Genghis Dong is one professional wielder of Cock!
by Pete Negwaski! October 4, 2017
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gengeware

Poorly written software, delivered at twice the price and half the support.
Crashing out again with no useful error messages? Well, that's gengeware for you.
by extremelyannoyedllama September 25, 2009
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