E-press

Someone bullshitting trying to impress others over the interwebz.

Boy in chat room- "I have a 10 incher"
Girl in same chat room- "Im so E-pressed, prove it"
Boy in chat room- "here you go"
Girl in chat room- "feed it some cheese. I new you were trying to E-press me you bullshit artist."
Boy with small dong in chat room- "STFU, your mom! **logs out**"

by cristiano ronaldos bf October 14, 2008

press e

A fucking gengi main who kills bastions 24/7 my being a fuckboi spammer

A gengi is a fuckboi when he does the press e

by Kvjgmfkcld June 1, 2018

E-Pression

one who acts depressed to gain attention to a certain audience on the internet

1. man have you noticed jeff lately, i swear hes E-Pression

2. yeah jeffs E-Pression is reall coming advancing, its really gay, he's just trying to get sympathy from lindsay

by jackmckoo92yo April 4, 2009

ePressed

ePressed is when someone is depressed or mad on discord

Friend 1: my friend was being all mad on discord
Friend 2: damn, he’s ePressed

by 20-20 vison February 9, 2023

epression

The state of depression or sadness after taking ecstasy.

guy 1: How you feeling after this weekend?
guy 2: Not good man, rolling was fun, but now i have that epression.

by ThatOneDuuude January 6, 2010

Epressing

It kinda means depressing but withought saying it so you aren’t hurting others around you but if you keep saying it, it really annoys others

My brother is playing minecraft, that’s epressing!

by YeahCATm8lol May 28, 2018

Epression

The first impression you make by email or the internet.

He should have spell checked his email, that made for a horrible epression.

by VanessaK October 9, 2008