Jack: "Remember that robbery I botched last month?"

Sam: "Yeah. Did the Judge throw the book at you?"

Jack: "No. The judge was easily "persuaded with some

Benjamins." I just got a slap on the wrist."

Sam: "Wow, that's the Criminal Justice System at its finest..."

Moral of the story: A judge was "persuaded with some Benjamins" to give the defendant a lighter sentence.

Persuaded with some Benjamins by Alias1989 October 27, 2011

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Preshalen

Preshalen is an absolutely wonderful human being who is smart , funny , kind , sexy af and just all round amazing . Preshalen also has a mighty fine booty, the most gorgeous smile and infectious laugh, and makes the best boiled-milk tea.

Dammmmnnnn! That's a might fine booty! It must be Preshalen.

Ha ha ha. Help, I can't stop laughing. Ha ha. Preshalen's laugh got me! Ha ha ha ha ha.

"Preshalen's smile really lights up my whole day, I need to make him smile again.", she thought as she displayed serious signs of withdrawal.

Preshalen by Preshalen's Lovergirl November 15, 2019

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persuaded

adj. (1) Used to describe something that is politically incorrect, or whose public invocation is otherwise considered generally unacceptable, potentially offensive, or uncomfortable. (2) Used to describe a situation that is unfavorable or unpleasant.

In his campaign speech, the senatorial candidate addressed a number of persuaded issues that most other politicians had avoided.

persuaded by Notorious D.E.U.C.E. November 10, 2008

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pre-shaded

The way ghetto's say "preciate it"

1.) Man im hungry!
2.) Here bro have a sandwhich.
1.) Pre-shaded my guy.

pre-shaded by yesnonoyesyesno November 22, 2019

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