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pretubescent 

Describes immature, retarded and extremely unwitty comments on youtube that serve as an indication of the writers age.
This guy on Youtube keeps saying that my mother sucked his dick, it´s starting to upset me.

Don´t listen to him, he´s probably only about twelve , he´s a pretubescent.

prepubescent 

The period of life before puberty, marked by increased growth. Associated with purity, innocence, and simplicity of life.
Rachelle: "According to Mary Phipher's "Reviving Ophelia", young girls who are prepubescent are experiencing their purest sense of self before adulthood."
prepubescent by Nancy Chandler January 7, 2007

prepubescent boner 

Kids on HALO 3 live, also known as high pitches, who say they're having sex, but really they're nine and just have a prepubescent boner
im a little kid on X Box live, I have a prepubescent boner, let's go hump pillows. (Him to his brother/friend (male))
prepubescent boner by Boner lovin' November 7, 2007

Prepubescent 

pri pjʊˈbɛs(ə)nt
|Adjective|
1. Relating to the time preceding puberty.

|Noun|
1. A person who has yet to go through puberty.

2. The fancy term for a person with the fear of masturbation.
Remember that you can't buy Rachael a dildo yet; she's prepubescent.
Prepubescent by Dracozara February 20, 2015

Prepubescent Peeper 

The opposite of a pedophile, A young person who enjoys the company of older folk
My daughter is in elementary school and she told me that she likes men with bears, Sounds like a real Prepubescent Peeper

Prepubescent 

A child who has not yet began puberty, perfect targets for pedophiles which is just wrong init tbh
Guy: "Are u in puberty or are u prepubescent still?
Kid: "I aint started yet"
Guy: "Perfect"
Prepubescent by #1Shagger August 27, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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