Premature ejacutext

To send a text message prior to fully completing your message.
text premature

(Person 1)What do you wa
(Person 2)Huh?
(Person 1)Sorry for the premature ejacutext! What do you want for dinner?

by RCR4624 September 24, 2011

premature ejacutext

To send a text prior to completing it.

I was typing a text and hit the send button prior to completing my text it was a premature ejacutext.

by rcr4624 November 22, 2011

premature ejaculection

Premature ejaculection occurs when a political candidate
rapidly loses support.

Gingrich gained ground in the polls this week as Cain and
Perry both experienced premature ejaculection.

by goldandsilverowner November 18, 2011

premature ejacufetti

When the overanxious 76ers drop the confetti before they have actually won their first game of the second round of the playoffs.

Did you see when the premature ejacufetti job the 76ers did when they didn't even win the game?

by Jimmy from the Ville June 2, 2018

Premature Ejaculection

Declaring victory in an election before sufficient votes are tallied to credibly or realistically claim victory.

Trump had a premature ejaculection the moment the polls closed in Pennsylvania at 8pm.

by ZowieZ November 2, 2020