Premature Echoculation 

when the inside of a brownie batter donut squirts out into your hand as you are taking a bite on the other side.

I bit into that brownie and it premature echoculation all over my hand

Premature Echoculation by AvaGlamour March 6, 2015

premature echoculation 

When chocolate squirts out of a donut as you are taking a bite onto your hand

That donut squirted premature echoculation all over my hands

premature echoculation by AvaGlamour March 6, 2015

Premature eloculation

Premature eloculation is the what happens when you get in your car, and you reach over to unlock the door for someone, and they try the handle too soon so you have to unlock it again, and they try it too soon again so you have to unlock it yet again. Their repeated attempts to open the the door too soon is known as premature eloculation.

Karen: Would you please give it a second before trying to open the door? That's premature eloculation!

Premature eloculation by AEI January 11, 2008

Premelture Echoculation 

When Chocolate melts in your hands before it gets to your mouth.

Dude, it is so hot premelture echoculation was left on my hands when I touched my candy bar.

Premelture Echoculation by Bonnie Size October 7, 2008

Premature eChatulation 

That annoying moment when you're just about to reach the peak of your flirtation thru chat, the other person suddenly goes offline.

Some dude just had a premature echatulation with me last night.

Premature eChatulation by killmenao2011 February 21, 2011

Premature echeckulation

When a waiter/waitress brings the check to your table even though you are in the middle of eating your meal and enjoying your drinks.

Wayne, "Is that the check for our meal? I'm still eating my steak and I want to order another drink."

Julie, "Yeah, it is another case of premature echeckulation."

Premature echeckulation by Julicles October 21, 2013

Premature eHAculation 

An eruption of loud and uncontrollable laughter either well before the punchline of a joke or in a situation/conversation where it is extremely inappropriate to do so.

Tom Hanks: I have AIDS.

Peter Griffin: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Premature eHAculation.

Premature eHAculation by Longrod Von Hugedong December 9, 2016