premature eblockulation

When you think someone has blocked you on iMessage, but it turns out that they were just in the woods without signal, so the message just hasn’t been delivered yet and you realize later that you weren’t blocked like a chud.

I tried to text my girl, who is currently angry at me, when she was out camping and the message didn’t deliver so I thought I got a case of premature eblockulation.

premature eblockulation by Sir Chivalrous August 10, 2026

premature eblockulation

When you think someone has blocked you on iMessage, but it turns out that they were just in the woods without signal, so the message just hasn’t been delivered yet and you realize later that you weren’t blocked like a chud.

I tried to text my girl, who is currently angry at me, when she was out camping and the message didn’t deliver so I thought I got a case of premature eblockulation.

premature eblockulation by Sir Chivalrous August 10, 2026

Premature eloculation

Premature eloculation is the what happens when you get in your car, and you reach over to unlock the door for someone, and they try the handle too soon so you have to unlock it again, and they try it too soon again so you have to unlock it yet again. Their repeated attempts to open the the door too soon is known as premature eloculation.

Karen: Would you please give it a second before trying to open the door? That's premature eloculation!

Premature eloculation by AEI January 11, 2008

premature eclackulation 

When someone jumps the gun during an attempt to synchronize cracking open cans of soda or beer... therefore ruining the massive head-turning "clack" sound you were all hoping to create.

question: "Dude! what happened there? We were going to crack-open on the count of 3"

response: "Sorry man... I've been having trouble with premature eclackulation lately"

premature eclackulation by Catrick Swayze October 22, 2011

premature erockulation 

The condition created when a local band's self perceived popularity exceeds it's actual popularity.

Did you see the band at the bar last night? Their lead singer really has premature erockulation. Who the hell were they anyway?

premature erockulation by Vanhinely November 7, 2006

premature ejockulation

Living out your unaccomplished goals of being a sports superstar by forcing your children to play sports they are either too young to play or suck at playing.

I love Jim and Jenny to death, but little Timmy has no business being out on that field. This is a classic case of premature ejockulation.

premature ejockulation by Dr. Tanglewood March 19, 2015

premature eclickulation 

the act of pressing enter or executing a mouse click before you intended

That card I played to overtrump my partner in Yahoo Spades was a case of premature eclickulation

premature eclickulation by talespinner November 3, 2011