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Preheat the oven 

When a person applies warming lube in the vagina or anus
I was going to preheat the oven but remembered it causes severe pain and anal burns.

Oh no! I preheated the oven, get it out!
Preheat the oven by Big bangs September 7, 2010
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preheat the oven 

An alternate term for going down on a girl. Most commonly used when talking to others in a public place.
Duder 1: "I can't believe you took that fat girl home last night? Did you preheat the oven?"

Duder 2: "Oh you know it dude. It was sweet like honey."

Duder 1: "Wow man that's so dope."
preheat the oven by westfalia December 11, 2009

preheat the oven 

to perform sexual acts before having sexual intercourse.
i.e. handjobs, blowjobs.
"Ay man- Do you know if Naomi preheat the oven?"
"Yeah, thats what i've heard."
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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