pregmones 

Short for pregnancy hormones. The word is used to refer to a woman's moodiness during pregancy.

I have to keep my head down recently because the wife has pregmones.

pregmones by urbanjoe January 16, 2014

pregmonster

a term that generalizes all of the negative symptoms of pregnency: ie swollen ankles, nausea, mood swings, cramping ect. best used when referring to multiple symptoms at once

"oh she couldn't make it, her pregmonster's flaring up again."

pregmonster by leadfu September 7, 2006

pregnesia 

The loss of part of your short & long term memory due to pregnancy. May not be fully recooped after pregnancy, but continue on throughout your life.

I can't remember where I put the baby's diaper bag, must be early onset pregnesia.

pregnesia by T~Mama May 1, 2007

Premonistic 

1:Of or related to a premonition
2:Seeming to have known prior to event or occurence

He saved her life! That was so premonistic!

Premonistic by Nicoxman8 April 5, 2015

prormones 

The feelings or mood swings pregnant women have until the baby is born.

Adam: Boy Sheila was happy one minute then the next thing I know she is pissed off and crying.

Jake: Dont worry its just prormones... she will be ok once the baby is born.

prormones by SolarMage77 August 4, 2009

Promones 

Prom hormones! People with promones will be nicer, flirtier, and will general appear more attractive, with the excitingness of prom.

Wow, was it just me or does he look really cute in that suit! PROMONES!

Promones by PurpleFurLover July 6, 2012

pregnesia 

A partial or total loss of who made you pregnant.

Doctor: Can you tell me the name of the father of the baby?
You: No... I don´t remember! *Crying*
Doctor: Well... My professional diagnose is that your suffering from pregnesia.

pregnesia by DramaKing June 22, 2012