precepitate 

To percieve notions others can not conceive.

The professor continued to precepitate the valid points of the lecture as the class listened.

precepitate by Wysteria Wolfe October 31, 2017

premeditated self-defense 

Planning to enter a potentially violent and/or dangerous situation with a lethal weapon in order to feed a fantasy of justified homicide.

Yeah, Kyle went down to that protest with his AR to "protect" the business, but really it's just premeditated self-defense.

premeditated self-defense by MLTbois4lyfe! February 9, 2022

premeditated shit 

a premeditated shit is when someone or something takes a steaming hot shit in the most unlawful place

Dude 1: I was watching this tv show where this one dude was soooo drunk and stoned that he stumbled onto this other dudes roof and took a premeditated shit and then he had his dog chow down on it.

Dude 2: Dude that was me!

premeditated shit by Max O. June 17, 2009

Premeditated Retardation 

The act of actually taking the time to come up with a retarded idea in order to either A)Amuse your friends or B)Amuse yourself. What people usually don't undersand is that "A)" will never happen because people will just think you are a retard.

Walking into the factory with just his pajamas on, the man didn't realize he had just committed Premeditated Retardation.

Premeditated Retardation by Psycho-J November 23, 2004

Prepitate 

To fart

I ate a lot of beans for dinner and now I have to prepitate.

Prepitate by Sweett Dee November 1, 2010

Precipitation 

Different forms of water from the sky. There are 4 types of precipitation: rain, hail, sleet and snow.

" will there be any precipitation today?"
" no, just a sunny day"

Precipitation by Lucky kid February 13, 2017

Gamer Precipitation

The accumulation of moisture and humidity in the groin that is a result of prolonged episodes of seated gaming. This leads to the chemical creation of the ever-pleasant “flammable smelling” gamer gooch sweat. Upon the occurrence of gamer precipitation, most clothing articles below the waist would more than likely be considered not useable outside of home.

Dude, I played Minecraft for so long yesterday that I was collecting my gamer precipitation like rain water.

Gamer Precipitation by Exploding Lemon February 2, 2023