Seizure Procedure 

In video games, when you are struck or exposed by a weapon or mechanic that causes blindness in your character.

examples: flashbangs, concussion grenades, blinding flashlights, etc.

I was on a killstreak until Ajax hit me with the Seizure Procedure and i died.

Seizure Procedure by DeusRexVulpe November 21, 2018

premedicated murder 

When someone kills and then uses an insanity defence.

Mayuko: Did you hear about the Tampa mom who shot her teenage kids for being mouthy?
Phil: What the?
Mayuko: Yeah she said that she snapped but it turns out she had it all planned.
Phil: Good luck using the premedicated murder defence.

Noriko: That Greyhound bus beheading guy was totally crazy don't you think?
Paul: Yeah, premedicated murder for sure.

premedicated murder by ocius1 February 23, 2011

precel 

1) A food. Kinda like bread but tied in a bow.
2) Kawaii boy 𝓟𝓻𝔃𝓮𝓶𝔂𝓼𝔀𝓪𝔀

A: 'What you eating?'
B: 'Precel'

precel by Maybe𝓟𝓻𝔃𝓮𝓶𝔂𝓼𝔀𝓪𝔀 May 26, 2021

pricedure 

To pleasure yourself. Original founder Josh Price.

Omg, did you see Josh Price priceduring in class? The teacher didn’t even notice!

I always pricedure in the morning.

pricedure by Ganesh Karimisetty April 19, 2020

preved 

An Internet term and the biggest ever flashmob in the history of russian Internet community. Bastardization of russian word 'Privet' which is translated as 'Hi'.

Very similar to 'ORLY' stuff... Nearly never used without 'Medved' character (The Bear) and raised hands.

'Preved' symbol - Y

In other words - this is what medved said, when he met a couple having sex in a wood.

Written Ïðåâåä! in Cyrillic (view page in Windows Cyriilic encoding).

dude.1 -"Preved medved!" Y
dude.2 -"Preved! Kagdila krosavcheg?!"

preved by Sanya aka Sushka September 12, 2008

pieced-up 

beat someones ass!

don't get pieced-up!

pieced-up by D October 21, 2003

two-pieced 

to be hit in rapid succession by two punches

Did you see the fight when Kobe got two-pieced?

two-pieced by jjthekid March 6, 2008