precel 

1) A food. Kinda like bread but tied in a bow.
2) Kawaii boy 𝓟𝓻𝔃𝓮𝓶𝔂𝓼𝔀𝓪𝔀

A: 'What you eating?'
B: 'Precel'

precel by Maybe𝓟𝓻𝔃𝓮𝓶𝔂𝓼𝔀𝓪𝔀 May 26, 2021

precel 

1) A food. Kinda like bread but tied in a bow.

2) Kawaii boi 𝕻𝖗𝖟𝖊𝖒𝖞𝖘𝖜𝖆𝖜

A: 'What you eating?'
B: 'Precel'

precel by Not Nugget April 20, 2021

precel 

A person in the process of inadvertently cementing their status as an incel, either through their body language or the language they use.

Steve talks to women like a precel

precel by Executor Jeeves June 17, 2024

prepellectual 

Noun/Adj. Pertaining to a preppy intellectual, who is usually characterized by conservative dress and appearance and though generally liberal, quick-witted and otherwise progressive in outlook and experience, represents a status quo social demeanor with a wariness of all things counterculture. First known popular usage: Austin, 2007.

Prepellectuals are the mainstay and often make up the majority of youth culture in academically viable urban areas such as Boston, Washington D.C., and Raleigh/Durham.

prepellectual by littlegreyhound October 20, 2008

precalc

a useless math class designed for students who virtually hate themselves. taught by a useless teacher with small brains and frizzy hair. the tests are impossible and the lessons are (not) taught.

standard precalc formula:

theta = cos(wtf) - sin(lol) x2

precalc by mathhater1234 December 2, 2010

flyers priceless

The name of one of the largest current email chains in existence. Started and sent to a select few individuals as a Philadelphia Flyers take-off on the popular Visa "Priceless" campaign, the email has been kept alive by users submitting senseless messages containing items such as irrelevant pictures, obscure pop culture references and inside jokes. Frequently these emails are part of the Friday Flood

Core: Dude, flyers priceless is up to its 137th response
Al: Get me off the list

flyers priceless by RFGetz June 21, 2007

Cum preclude 

Arresting ejaculation to avoid being caught masturbating. An unfortunate necessity for some learned in middle- or high-school often employed in adulthood (college). Aside from causing decreased self esteem this encourages untoward acts like masturbating under clothing or unzipping to masturbate potentially developing into marriage woes: erectile dysfunction or premature ejaculation.

Trying to enjoy free access to a paid HD porn site, one hand on the mouse and one hand slid under the waistband, despite the exasperating penis constraint by fabric. On the verge of coming he heard his mom approaching his room. Cum preclude! He avoided jizz soaking through his clothes to cowardly masturbate another time allowing immediate participation in family activities for which he was summoned. The horror of interruption is not always sufficient to prevent boxer wiggle later.

Cum preclude by Amollishment October 26, 2012