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pedofile 

a person who really, really needs to learn how to spell
the pedofile didnt pay attention to spelling in class
pedofile by Damn Straight January 26, 2005

V.I.Pedofile 

Any celebrity who is generally considered to be,or convicted of being a Pedofile.
Most V.I Pedofiles exploit their celebrity status in order to do so.
Watkins, Savile, Jacko ect.
"Hey did you see the news about Rolf Harris "?

"Yeah. I had no idea he was a V.I.Pedofile !"
V.I.Pedofile by Nordic Badger February 21, 2014

Paedofile 

A paedofile is a round file used to make small holes bigger in woodwork or metalwork.
Hand me that paedofile .
Paedofile by kam75xx February 12, 2019

pedofile 

A computer file containing child pornography.
His PC is full of pedofiles.
pedofile by Mr.Bukakke June 1, 2006

Pedofile  

A file on a computer that pedos use to store and save their child porn.
Uncle George "This pedofile has 455 MB! It's almost full. I'll have to start a new one soon."

pedofileren (to pedophilize) 

Dutch: When you are being unlawfully portrayed as a pedophile by Hollands one and only "pedophile hunter" Yvonne van Hertum. Any person not agreeing with the strategies or visions of this hunter is pedophilized or pedo-friend-alized, which means you are profiled as a friend of pedophiles.
I was chatting with Yvonne van Hertum, and now I am pedophilized.

Je moet oppassen met chatten, er zijn hunters die je zo pedofileren (to pedophilize).

I heard about the dutch pedophile hunters, I don't agree with their tactics. This made me a pedo-friend in their eyes, I feel pedo-friend-alized.
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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