When you think you're going to shoot a massive cum blast during masturbation or sex, but end up having a very weak and unsatisfying orgasm. This event typically ends with the pre nutter's penis emitting a weak semen stream as they lose their erection.
Leonardo: Hey man, yesterday I was really getting into beating my meat, but I pre nutted and ruined it.
Tom: That sucks bro.
Tom: That sucks bro.
by Judge105 May 01, 2016
your fake nut
by jeremy12132113 January 19, 2010
The opposite of post nut clarity (What comes before it). Refers to the exaggerated sexual and hormonal drive that a guy experiences when horny, usually resulting in embarrassing or awkward moments when conversing to a female
Guys friend: So what happened between you and Jessica? Why did she block you?
Guy: Idk man, I got possessed by the pre-nut devil and asked her to send me nudes... I fucked up
Guy: Idk man, I got possessed by the pre-nut devil and asked her to send me nudes... I fucked up
by Pre-Nut Devil victim May 05, 2021
by Inga68969 November 18, 2020
1) The phenomenon wherein a man who has gone without sexual relations for a period of time experiences a decrease in selectivity with respect to those persons that he seeks said relations with. As the period of time in which said man's sexual relations are in absentia increases, there is a direct inverse relationship with said selectivity. For as long as the `drought' persists, the selectivity will decrease exponentially.
During a consultation with his urologist, Cicero expressed a serious interest in draining his balls in Miss Mary Jay Rottencrotch's STD petri dish. Since ions had gone by since Cicero had last sunk his Italian sausage into a quality hole, the doctor diagnosed Cicero with a severe case of Pre-nut Syndrome.
by duchebag81 July 24, 2010
Barry: I must've had Pre Nut Haze last night to want to go back with that girl.
Larry: Did post nut clarity hit you hard?
Larry: Did post nut clarity hit you hard?
by DopeVision April 06, 2022
post nut clarity implies the existence of pre nut confusion :
by deeznutsmeister January 03, 2022