power lunch

A gathering of co-workers or of mostly young male corporate douches (see yuppies) for a 3 hour lunch on the clock that includes such things as a motorcade of Lexus and BMW automobiles, motivational speakers, cheers, steak, and talk about something like the “bottom line” or bonuses or something. Supposedly a motivational event, but usually turns out to be a feast of gluttony and ruined neckties. Newly motivated and encouraged participants are expected to go back to the office and make phone calls and fire off emails and achieve results, but most usually end up at a local boozer and get tanked before happy hour even starts.

“Hey, there’s a power lunch at the Capital Club next Friday.”
“Alright. Their steaks have a terrific marbling, and it’s right next to Moe’s. I wonder if the boss will open us a tab and leave again?”

power lunch by Brian September 8, 2006

power lunch on my _________ 

the insult YOU create!!

this new boss can power lunch on my _________ (body waste, shit, poo, diarrhea etc!!)

power lunch on my _________ by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

80s Power Lunch 

Midday meal consisting of alcoholic beverages and little else, esp. in the business/corporate setting.

Carmen and I just returned from an 80s Power Lunch, and I'm totally ready for my meeting with Bob.

80s Power Lunch by Diplomatt October 21, 2009

Powder Lunch

When people who are supposed to get together over lunch to discuss business (AKA "power Lunch") and instead end up discussing personal affairs instead.

I thought we were getting together to have a power lunch, instead we had a powder lunch and he discussed his girlfriend problems.

Powder Lunch by Marc Scarpa September 7, 2006

Pelvic Power Launch 

When you have to quickly pee so you put all your energy into your dick and launch a powerful stream of urine.

I got in the bathroom, and did a Pelvic Power Launch. I had to get done quick so I didn't get caught by the meteor.

Pelvic Power Launch by ShadyDefinitions May 27, 2018