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A pounet is a doggo that is very thicc and likes to chew ears. This boi is very fluffy and gives good hugs. He is sometimes refered to as the bestest boi but can sometimes pee on the couch. This is particularly annoying when you want to sit down and die. However the pounet's fur is very annoying to maintain on a daily basis because of his thiccness. He is fronch and his favorite food involves baguettes, me, and ears.
Oh damn that pounet is so thicc
Give me that pounet, I must graille him
Pounet! Fetch that baguette
pounet by Big Fat Chungus January 26, 2021
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i literally just pounetted… help!

ugh have you seen that one tartaglia edit? i wanna pounet so bad ugh.
Pounet by wordadderdadder December 17, 2023
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pount pount 

(exc.) a partly dialectical derivative of "wount" which is also partly derivative in meaning; as with "wount," it has no precise or definable meaning but normally is used as an exclamatory remark to express a variety of emotions; different from "wount," however, which traditionally is used to symbolize the poking of one's gut, "pount pount" is most frequently used as a greeting among friends, often spoken as one hand makes a general, sometimes indistinguishable up-down movement nearly behind but just to the right or left (depending on which hand is used) of the speaker's head as the other hand is vaguely held forward in either a general and lazy pointing fashion or in a vague hand-shaking type of posture; suitable to be spoken in either an energetic and happy tone or a deadpan, expressionless fashion
It had been a long time since they had seen each other, yet as Roof crossed the terminal, Swain approached him and with an expressionless face said, "Pount pount."

Bainz, certain that he heard footsteps, turned around and found Byrne, whose right hand was just to the left of his own head, the other extended, saying "Pount pount!"
pount pount by P'tainz February 12, 2013

pason pount 

A random bloke pretending to be a football player. Currently at Chelsea. Cannot create anything on the pitch for his life. He is also the great ghost of Wembley.
Chelsea lost a final? Pason Pount must have been in the starting line up

Prunetang 

A wrinkled and relatively dry vagina. Often caused by years of excessive use or drought. Common in the wake of cougardom.
I toe fucked your grandmother's prunetang last night buddy. That is one nasty gilf
Don't call me buddy, friend.
Prunetang by *samIam* August 20, 2010
This is explaining how puñeta is used only in my country of Puerto Rico. I see many people not giving the right definition when mentioning Puerto Rico.

There are two ways used in P.R.:

1) Puñeta (never with an s on the end) is a vulgar curse word used for expressing frustration, in a sudden moment of scare or used to say "I don't give a damn or shit". Also other words that can replace this expression could be: "carajo, coño, mierda, cojones"
2) A "Puñeta" also refers to the act of masturbation and it also used in plural with an s at the end.
1) "¡Puñeta, no me sale!" (Puñeta, I can't do it!), "¡Puñeta, me asustaste!" (Puñeta, you scared me!), "¡Me importa una puñeta!" (I don't give a shit!)
2) "Me voy a hacer la puñeta." ("I'm going do a Puñeta to myself", I'm going to jerk-off), "Hoy me jalé como 5 puñetas." (Today I masturbated like 5 times)
puñeta by Rickitin May 9, 2020

puñetón 

A very gay gay dude . Used by Pamela chup.
Me vale verga puñetón me vale verga todo pendejo .

Damn dude you’re such a puñetón for that .
puñetón by Kitty_gurl55 April 26, 2020
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