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postfartum depression 

When you let out such a relieving, loud, or satisfying fart that you get depressed when its finally over.
Joe got a bad case of postfartum depression after he perfectly replicated a trumpet with his ass.
postfartum depression by P-scrizzle December 17, 2015
Excessive consumption of marijuana. To swallow smoke. The opposite of pot burp. Farting while getting high.
I smoked so much weed last week-end, I had a potfart. My farts smelled like pot. My wife said my farts smelled like ganja.
Potfart by snowyday September 3, 2011

poopyfart 

When you pass gas within hours of taking a huge dump. The gas or fart smells of the feces, usually smells like raw shit.

A turd honking for the right-of-way.
Thomas was ready for his afternoon powershit, after hours of gas pains he finally passed a poppyfart to prime himself.

I finally let that poopyfart go that was being blocked by my morning shit.
poopyfart by Cbaker March 8, 2008

postfartum depression 

Remorse following the act of flatulating. Cause can be various. E.g., one tries to flatulate but soils one's underwear as well (see shart); one's flatus turns out to have an unexpectedly unpleasant quality (usually strength or abundance); (most common) an attractive person approaches after one has flatulated, leading to panic and lost opportunities for flirtation and/or sex.
The boys had fun horsing around in the car on the freeway until one of them sharted. There was nowhere to stop. Their laughter died out and postfartum depression kicked in.

Postfartum Depression 

The feeling of remorse, disgust, or overall awkwardness that comes over an individual or group after someone farts, usually used when the flatulence has ruined the mood or flow.
The night was going great until Micky farted and everyone got postfartum depression.
Postfartum Depression by DEER0123 October 22, 2010

PoodyFart 

A hot sexy Latino man who talks to many women and has sex really often like 6 times a day often he was once called a savior by many men and women
Damn is he PoodyFart?

or

That guy must be PoodyFart
PoodyFart by PoodyFart August 20, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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