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Potfart

Excessive consumption of marijuana. To swallow smoke. The opposite of pot burp. Farting while getting high.
I smoked so much weed last week-end, I had a potfart. My farts smelled like pot. My wife said my farts smelled like ganja.
by snowyday September 3, 2011
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postfartum depression

When you let out such a relieving, loud, or satisfying fart that you get depressed when its finally over.
Joe got a bad case of postfartum depression after he perfectly replicated a trumpet with his ass.
by P-scrizzle December 17, 2015
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Potarto

that dude is such a potarto!
by Microdaddy September 6, 2017
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postfartum depression

Remorse following the act of flatulating. Cause can be various. E.g., one tries to flatulate but soils one's underwear as well (see shart); one's flatus turns out to have an unexpectedly unpleasant quality (usually strength or abundance); (most common) an attractive person approaches after one has flatulated, leading to panic and lost opportunities for flirtation and/or sex.
The boys had fun horsing around in the car on the freeway until one of them sharted. There was nowhere to stop. Their laughter died out and postfartum depression kicked in.
by The Glandsman's Apprentice January 17, 2008
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Postfartum Depression

The feeling of remorse, disgust, or overall awkwardness that comes over an individual or group after someone farts, usually used when the flatulence has ruined the mood or flow.
The night was going great until Micky farted and everyone got postfartum depression.
by DEER0123 October 22, 2010
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Potarted

Dumder than a potato
Colin LeMaire is potarted!
by Colin Marie September 13, 2018
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poofart

N. Accedental defecation with all the characteristics of flatulance.
I poofarted and it ran down my leg and bunched up in the leg cuff of my sweats.
by Damn Near Rectum February 12, 2004
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