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Potty kiss 

When someone is having a piss at the urinal and you bang their forehead against the wall
Dude was talking shit at the bar so I gave him a potty kiss at the urinal.
Potty kiss by JWW302 October 31, 2023

Pottykiss 

When you are in a public toilet and you must squat over it and shit as the seat is mank, the Pottykiss is when you accidentally squat too low and make contact with the grimy seat
I was just in the skanky bathroom when, what do you know, I Pottykissed that manky ass seat
Pottykiss by NigerianMunchkin May 15, 2016

PottyKiss 

When you bang a man's head off the urnal
Jimmy- "Dave's going to use the bathroom" larry- "BRB gonna go beat his ass" jimmy- "what r ya gonna do?" Larry- "Give him a PottyKiss"
PottyKiss by Dumper thumper February 25, 2024
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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