potterphile
'OMG DID YOU HEAR IT'S HERMIONE WHO DIES IN THE NEW HARRY POTTER?'
'Shut up you stinkin' potterphile'
'Shut up you stinkin' potterphile'
potterphile by YES YES July 23, 2005
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potterphile by YES YES July 23, 2005
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An unrecognized and socially denied sexual abberation characterized by anyone who must have inappropriate power over another. Usually the abusers social title,teacher, boss, politician,manager, parent, police officer etc. The socialized abuse is justified in rules and laws lacking in a moral compass, enabling said abuser to practice institutional morality as opposed to personal morality.Power being the ultimate aphrodesiac, explaines how this disorder permeates social institutions in denial of said disorder. Social institutions reward this behavior thus enabling the continuance of the pathology.
A powerphile detective and the state governor both gave one another a knowing glance as the prisoner was electrocuted, rendering both eith an erection and a desire for more.
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Peterphile
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Potterphobe
One who, upon hearing that the popular book series character, Dumbledore, is gay, denies ever liking the books.
"Hey, what smells like smoke? What's with that pile of ashes where your Harry Potter books used to be?"
"What's Harry Potter?"
"*Gasp* you potterphobe!"
"What's Harry Potter?"
"*Gasp* you potterphobe!"
Potterphobe by yenom-E November 26, 2007
Potterphobe
One who, upon hearing that the headmaster of hogwarts, Dumbledore, in the popular book series Harry Potter, is gay, denies ever liking the series.
"What smells like smoke? What's with that pile of ashes that are where your Harry Potter books used to be?"
"What's Harry Potter? I've never heard of it."
"But we went to the movies and saw the 5th one yesterday!"
"I deny it."
"I can't believe that you, after all we've been through, turn out to be a potterphobe."
"What's Harry Potter? I've never heard of it."
"But we went to the movies and saw the 5th one yesterday!"
"I deny it."
"I can't believe that you, after all we've been through, turn out to be a potterphobe."
Potterphobe by Backing Talkwards December 17, 2007
Peterphile
Mom: Why do you have a Peter Griffin body pillow?
Me: Because im a Peterphile. He is the perfect man and I need him in my life.
Me: Because im a Peterphile. He is the perfect man and I need him in my life.
Peterphile by Peter STAN July 22, 2019
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