One who, upon hearing that the popular book series character, Dumbledore, is gay, denies ever liking the books.
"Hey, what smells like smoke? What's with that pile of ashes where your Harry Potter books used to be?"
"What's Harry Potter?"
"*Gasp* you potterphobe!"
"What's Harry Potter?"
"*Gasp* you potterphobe!"
by yenom-E November 5, 2007
One who, upon hearing that the headmaster of hogwarts, Dumbledore, in the popular book series Harry Potter, is gay, denies ever liking the series.
"What smells like smoke? What's with that pile of ashes that are where your Harry Potter books used to be?"
"What's Harry Potter? I've never heard of it."
"But we went to the movies and saw the 5th one yesterday!"
"I deny it."
"I can't believe that you, after all we've been through, turn out to be a potterphobe."
"What's Harry Potter? I've never heard of it."
"But we went to the movies and saw the 5th one yesterday!"
"I deny it."
"I can't believe that you, after all we've been through, turn out to be a potterphobe."
by Backing Talkwards November 18, 2007