Potterphobe 

One who, upon hearing that the popular book series character, Dumbledore, is gay, denies ever liking the books.

"Hey, what smells like smoke? What's with that pile of ashes where your Harry Potter books used to be?"
"What's Harry Potter?"
"*Gasp* you potterphobe!"

Potterphobe by yenom-E November 26, 2007

Potterphobe 

One who, upon hearing that the headmaster of hogwarts, Dumbledore, in the popular book series Harry Potter, is gay, denies ever liking the series.

"What smells like smoke? What's with that pile of ashes that are where your Harry Potter books used to be?"
"What's Harry Potter? I've never heard of it."
"But we went to the movies and saw the 5th one yesterday!"
"I deny it."
"I can't believe that you, after all we've been through, turn out to be a potterphobe."

Potterphobe by Backing Talkwards December 17, 2007

potterphile 

One obsessed with the all consuming demon of the modern world Harry Potter

'OMG DID YOU HEAR IT'S HERMIONE WHO DIES IN THE NEW HARRY POTTER?'

'Shut up you stinkin' potterphile'

potterphile by YES YES July 23, 2005

potterphile 

one who feels sexual feelings towards the young harry potter kids

'woah, Danny Radcliffe sho is a buff ting. How old is he?'

'14 YOU DAMN POTTERPHILE'

potterphile by YES YES July 23, 2005