A misshapen, lackadaisical person that prides him/herself on their ability to only ever achieve the bare minimum of what is required. Subject may also blink excessively in an exaggerated fashion and have their tongue hang out in pictures that undoubtably make it to facebook.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."