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a guy who puts a hole in a potato and slips his dick inside and goes for it and cums so much it fills the potato and leaks out

guy1: wheres a potato im going to cum

guy2: wtf why you need a potato to cum?

guy3: you potato cum to can I join?

potato cum by doradicksucker1234 July 20, 2018

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Baked potato cum

1; Potato Starch

I like using baked potato cum in my pizza dough!

Baked potato cum by Questionable_guy September 25, 2021

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cum potato

someone who talks about sex and etc. so much that you want to rip their head off.

don: josh is such a cum potato! he is always talking about sex! he practically lives and breathes the shit.

cum potato by FunnyTsunny September 26, 2015

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Its when you jerk off to a potato

Aaaaaaaggghhhh i just jerked off to a potato and i just did a Potato balls cummy balls balls Cum

Potato balls cummy balls balls Cum by Cum_Boy911 April 22, 2022

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potatocommuter

Potatocommuter is a roblox user that owns the group Potato Transit Authority (see Potato Transit Authority on Urban Dictionary)

Potatocommuter is a potato and a very impressive developer.

He developed the Callaghan, Kennedy, part of Dumont and Blokaways, and Fifth Avenue lines.

Man: Does potatocommuter still own the group Potato Transit Authority?

Man 2: I literally have no idea who you're talking about.

Man: Y'know, he used to be called ARCADIOMAN30, the developer for train games on roblox?

Man 2: What the fuck is a roblox?

potatocommuter by him872 June 21, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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