potato cum 

a guy who puts a hole in a potato and slips his dick inside and goes for it and cums so much it fills the potato and leaks out

guy1: wheres a potato im going to cum

guy2: wtf why you need a potato to cum?

guy3: you potato cum to can I join?

potato cum by doradicksucker1234 July 20, 2018

Baked potato cum 

1; Potato Starch

I like using baked potato cum in my pizza dough!

Baked potato cum by Questionable_guy September 25, 2021

cum potato

someone who talks about sex and etc. so much that you want to rip their head off.

don: josh is such a cum potato! he is always talking about sex! he practically lives and breathes the shit.

cum potato by FunnyTsunny September 26, 2015

Potato balls cummy balls balls Cum 

Its when you jerk off to a potato

Aaaaaaaggghhhh i just jerked off to a potato and i just did a Potato balls cummy balls balls Cum

Potato balls cummy balls balls Cum by Cum_Boy911 April 22, 2022

potatocommuter 

Potatocommuter is a roblox user that owns the group Potato Transit Authority (see Potato Transit Authority on Urban Dictionary)

Potatocommuter is a potato and a very impressive developer.

He developed the Callaghan, Kennedy, part of Dumont and Blokaways, and Fifth Avenue lines.

Man: Does potatocommuter still own the group Potato Transit Authority?

Man 2: I literally have no idea who you're talking about.

Man: Y'know, he used to be called ARCADIOMAN30, the developer for train games on roblox?

Man 2: What the fuck is a roblox?

potatocommuter by him872 June 21, 2023