potato cum

a guy who puts a hole in a potato and slips his dick inside and goes for it and cums so much it fills the potato and leaks out

guy1: wheres a potato im going to cum

guy2: wtf why you need a potato to cum?

guy3: you potato cum to can I join?

by doradicksucker1234 July 20, 2018

cum potato

someone who talks about sex and etc. so much that you want to rip their head off.

don: josh is such a cum potato! he is always talking about sex! he practically lives and breathes the shit.

by FunnyTsunny September 26, 2015

Baked potato cum

1; Potato Starch

I like using baked potato cum in my pizza dough!

by Questionable_guy September 25, 2021