postpooned 

When someone reschedules a booty call for a later date.

Abbie and I were supposed to hook up last night but she cancelled at the last second and postpooned it until Saturday

postpooned by Dave's Not Here, Man October 17, 2023

potponed

to put off to a later time due to smoking cannabis.

I was going to sweep up that broken glass half an hour ago, but then Snoop came over and it got potponed until tomorrow.

potponed by oodunkin January 2, 2009

Post-pooned

Post-pooned: ppp (past passive participle) from the trans. verb "post-poon," meaning to deny someone access to a woman's poon, i.e. vagina.

The female version of "cockblocked."

My friend Gloria, who is a lesbian, was telling me about meeting this awesome chick at Home Depot. But when she tried to get her number, Gloria's hot friend Kaitlyn, who is also a lesbian, barged in and totally post-pooned her.

Post-pooned by Bobby Eaton July 24, 2011

postpwned 

An act of retroactive pwning. A delayed pwnage.

Laura: Yeah well you have sand bag tits!
Jessica: Dude she left the room...
Laura: Yeah she just got postpwned!

postpwned by Asabukie February 8, 2008

Postpone YIG Depression 

A disorder caused by leaving the Youth In Government program. Most common in yiggers who have commited to YIG with their heart and soul. Youth in Government is a program led by the YMCA that teaches kids about government. Symptomes are sadness, depression, lack of communication, flashbacks, and strong urges to search for YIG delegates. Treatement is provided by going to YIG reunions in order to search for lost connections.

-Woah, this person just came from YIG. Never have i knew someone could be this sad.
- Oh, I think he has the postpone YIG depression. It happends to yiggers

Postpone YIG Depression by dama21 August 12, 2012

postboned 

When someone is running late because of an unscheduled sexual encounter

"They were supposed to be here like an hour ago, what gives?"
"I bet they got postboned"

postboned by qwertys February 27, 2014

postphone 

A verb meaning "to put off a phone call until a later time."

I know you want to talk, but the plane's about to take off. We'll have to postphone.

postphone by Snerko November 18, 2010