postnord

Postnord, more like postmord. Is a Swedish Company, which is supposed to deliver your packages, but you never get them. Its a mystery.

Son: Dad? Where is my pokemon cards, i ordered them for like 9 months ago?!?

Dad: Its probably postnord.

postnord by rövinhalator69 February 19, 2021

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postnord

swedish and danish and Finnish post company

can you pick up my package at the postnord center

postnord by swedish cofe September 7, 2017

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Related Words

postnord • postmordial • postordeal-records • Postorder-Regret

postmordial

Postmordial - (poēst-more-deeal)

The state of being, after birth.

Before he was born, shawty was in that primordial goop. But now he’s airing his shit out bein all postmordial n shi.

postmordial by 1v3rs3n June 12, 2023

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Postorder-Regret

The sensation experienced after ordering something, and immediately regretting doing so.

‘I ordered the fish, but I was immediately struck with postorder-regret, because I knew I should have chosen the duck.’

Postorder-Regret by Neoglot September 3, 2018

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postordeal-records

A music publishing company; envisioned/founded sometime (2010) thereabouts by "Bakre Bamidele" in the outskirtish western part of the world's most populous black nation Nigeria.

No penury' No raises is the motto of postordeal-records.

postordeal-records by Bomis Bakdel December 7, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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