Post-Order

To go after someone two years or more older for sexual or romantic advances. Commonly used with the word preorder. Any sex can used this word since it applies to all of them.

Jake went to ask his 40 year old math teacher on a date while he was in college before he could his friend told him he was post-ordering.

Post-Order by SlinkSoda September 22, 2023

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Postorder-Regret

The sensation experienced after ordering something, and immediately regretting doing so.

‘I ordered the fish, but I was immediately struck with postorder-regret, because I knew I should have chosen the duck.’

Postorder-Regret by Neoglot September 3, 2018

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postordeal-records

A music publishing company; envisioned/founded sometime (2010) thereabouts by "Bakre Bamidele" in the outskirtish western part of the world's most populous black nation Nigeria.

No penury' No raises is the motto of postordeal-records.

postordeal-records by Bomis Bakdel December 7, 2020

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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