A well reputed drug dealer who delivers under any condition.
Background:
Postman Pat was the name of a character of a show with the same name produced for children but meant for grown ups. In the show Postman Pat featuring a big long nose had to deliver some "stuffs" with unknown contents, surprisingly every time he ran into a problem, but eventually at the end of the day he proudly succeeded every time and made his customers astonishingly happy!
If you think now as grown up you would realize that only a drug dealer could endeavor such pain to deliver!
There are some theories addressing the possible reasons for his big nose, ranging from daily cocaine sniffer to having the same problem as Pinocchio which can be justified in such harsh job.
Background:
Postman Pat was the name of a character of a show with the same name produced for children but meant for grown ups. In the show Postman Pat featuring a big long nose had to deliver some "stuffs" with unknown contents, surprisingly every time he ran into a problem, but eventually at the end of the day he proudly succeeded every time and made his customers astonishingly happy!
If you think now as grown up you would realize that only a drug dealer could endeavor such pain to deliver!
There are some theories addressing the possible reasons for his big nose, ranging from daily cocaine sniffer to having the same problem as Pinocchio which can be justified in such harsh job.
by Joe the wise May 27, 2016
A freaky show meant for young children. Sure, most of you reading this probably watched it as a kid but it is totally freaky. The show follows the adventures of Pat, a weird-ass postman (who is probably gay and only pretends to be married with kids) and his equally gay pet cat Jess. What happens in a typical episode is:
Theme song plays, and then Pat has to deliver the mail but usually experiences some sort of problem and has to solve it. By the end it is solved and then the same tune as the theme song plays but in whistles.
Whatever the creators were smoking, it's gone and ruined people's minds.
See also: Teletubbies, Fireman Sam, Boohbah, Bob the Builder, Thomas the Tank Engine
Theme song plays, and then Pat has to deliver the mail but usually experiences some sort of problem and has to solve it. By the end it is solved and then the same tune as the theme song plays but in whistles.
Whatever the creators were smoking, it's gone and ruined people's minds.
See also: Teletubbies, Fireman Sam, Boohbah, Bob the Builder, Thomas the Tank Engine
Postman Pat ruined my toddlerhood.
by Rose likes pie November 22, 2009
by me July 22, 2003
postman pat, postman pat, postman pat ran over his cat. testicals went flying all the kids are cheering
by mysticphinox66 March 4, 2019
by meg. April 18, 2008
The act of luring women into your red van, placing them in boxes with holes placed in strategic areas. Then the "Postman" proceeds to insert his member into said holes and sings the postman pat theme tune. If the "postman" finishes before the song he must be locked in a box and thrown off a bridge as punishment.
by JustAcceptMyName May 26, 2017
Michael:ur grandpap a trap
Dave:ur granny tranny
Michael:ur dad postman pat
Dave:*dies and body desintegrates and he forever floats in nothing but blackness*.
Dave:ur granny tranny
Michael:ur dad postman pat
Dave:*dies and body desintegrates and he forever floats in nothing but blackness*.
by Mattyholden April 2, 2018