post-relationship 

The mindset where after a serious relationship, such as a marriage or even serious dating ends, that you are not interested in entering into another relationship.

Being post relationship can either be a physiological / emotional reaction to the end of a serious relationship, or a concious choice to not enter into a serious relationship.

For an unfortunate few being post-relationship could even be declared after an unreciprocated infatuation. Them feels.

"Hey I like you and I want to spend time with you but I should let you know I'm post-relationship at the moment'.

Post-relationship

post-relationship by Bruce Threethousand June 14, 2016

post relationship symdrome

Post Relationshp Symdrome (or PRS) is when a partner goes through menopause like symptoms after breaking up with a friend or marriage partner. There are periods of time where there is a severe change in personality that is mostly related to the emotional changes in life brought about by the break up.

The rage can be during short periods of time or last for longer periods of time depending on the condition of the person. However, the rage may be significant and major departure from normal mood and temperament.

Joe: Jean was the sweetest girl you ever met till she got severe post relationship symdrome.

Bob: I guess when you fall in love from the high she was on and into your bedroom where your boyfriend is pumping your best friend, your going to loose a few screws and unravel on occassion.

Johnson: Yea, but it is been 12 years. She definately needs a good screwdiver to put her back together again.

post relationship symdrome by mlhiss March 29, 2008

post-relationship swag

1. the way a person carries himself after a relationship to show the opposite sex he is "single and ready to mingle"

2. all the crap, presents, etc. you get to keep after a break-up

Ex. "Did you see Caleb's post-relationship swag? It's obvious he's ready to move on."

Ex. "I'm burning all the pictures because I don't want to keep the memories, but I'm definitely keeping this Tiffany's bracelet as my post-relationship swag."

post-relationship swag by WhatSheSaid August 22, 2012

post relationship ick syndrome 

that feeling when you get the ick from a past relationship or ex . even though you're not together you still feel a powerful ick that makes you question everything

"i'm getting major PRIS from that"

"Did u see her post? i got serious post relationship ick syndrome !!

post relationship ick syndrome by morrow070shakeshakeshake May 22, 2023